Kyyle23

All I can say is that this guy is lucky that: A) there was noone in the backseat B) that bird wasnt 2 feet to the left(or the right, depending on how you look at it. The Bird had no luck whatsoever. http://www.collegehumor.com/pictures/1599175/ http://www.collegehumor.com/pictures/1599176/ http://www.collegehumor.com/pictures/1599177/ http://www.collegehumor.com/pictures/1599178/ The only shot of the bird is pretty unclear, but it looks like some sort of chicken.

QUOTE(SoxFan101 @ Aug 7, 2005 -> 10:19 AM) Tatu They win the best lesbian sex scene award.

QUOTE(southsider2k5 @ Aug 5, 2005 -> 01:53 PM) I just read the Trib's review for the new "Dukes" remake. They gave it one half of one star. The guy that wrote the adapted screenplay for Dukes and for Starsky and Hurch is getting a ton of bad press for his writing abilities. I thought S & H was funny, I really like Stiller and Owen. But you have to like that dumbed down humor to like these movies.

QUOTE(Texsox @ Aug 7, 2005 -> 10:02 AM) Queen Prawn is marrying long time beau Brian later this year with half of Ireland attending. At this point she will be wearing a lovely tiara and little else. (the dress needs to be fitted) Southsider and his bride of 5 years will be having a baby after the World Series (if the ultrasound was correct it will either be a girl or a boy hung like himself) Steff has a duck family living in her landscaping. Grab a scorecard. Are the ducks invited to the wedding? Funny (true) story: My father was in the waiting room looking through the glass at me shortly after I was born, and his best friend Andy walked up to him. My father said "Look Andy, I have a son and he has a great pair of balls just like his father." To which Andy replied "Dont worry Mike, they will grow." lol, that story still makes me laugh.

Im still lost. Congrats on the Wedding and the baby to whomever that applies to.

If No Doubt gets mention, then you have to include Blondie My personal favorite is Garbage though. And on a strictly solo basis, Liz Phair.

why does this matter to anyone?

Beane is always a contender. Always getting the upper hand when Kenny is involved too, just not cool.

QUOTE(beck72 @ Aug 7, 2005 -> 09:39 AM) The Sox next big "test" starts on Monday as they head to the Bronx. Over the course of the next few weeks, the Sox play the Yanks and Twins for 6 games each and the Red Sox for 3 in Boston. My guess is the sox will step it up a bit, esp. as 9 games are on the road where they seem to be more focused. We'll see if the sox play with more intensity and fire, as Ozzie talked with them. Being more patient at the plate would certainly help. By playing solid defense, getting good starting pitching, and by making pitchers throw a lot of pitches, the sox should be more than alright and fully capable of winning each series. And by then Griffey should have joined the team, we will be fine.

LOL, I wonder how Joe feels about that comment.

QUOTE(Soxnbears01 @ Aug 5, 2005 -> 07:02 PM) someone get me the pic of hawk w/ the wig.......now That needs to be the new site banner, Hawk and DJ on Elvis night. It seems whenever players are put on the banner its a slight jinx.....

LMAO, Hawk and DJ look awesome

Anyone chatting tonite?

QUOTE(Milkman delivers @ Aug 5, 2005 -> 06:15 PM) Yeah, but there's not a chance in hell that they'll do it. If it's Giambi, he should be shot in the head for being such a dumbass. I feel the same way about Raffy. But Raffy went ahead and shot his ass up(supposedly) anyways.

the most glaring difference I see is that Buehrle never was warned. These teams were warned and then threw their beanballs. The Sox got pegged, got pegged again, and then retaliated and Buehrle tossed. I am hoping this is how Selig sees it if this crosses his desk as a potential fine/suspension.

QUOTE(Punch and Judy Garland @ Aug 5, 2005 -> 04:08 PM) I thought Brick's character wasn't funny and I'm a Carrell fan. He did his best with it but I ddn't think his bits were funny. Very good movie though, better the mroe you watch it he stole the show for me. He plays the clueless guy really well.

What the hell was she saying when she was nagging him? He hit that lady 70 damn times.....after SEX! She must have really been letting him have it about watching the game.

QUOTE(Brian @ Aug 5, 2005 -> 03:24 PM) Her mom is still better looking. mmmmm, gonna have to respectfully disagree with you. not a knock on Goldie, she is still a good looking lady, but she has a thing for botox lips that I just dont find attractive.

QUOTE(KevHead0881 @ Aug 5, 2005 -> 03:32 PM) "Sorry Champ. I think I ate your chocolate squirrel." Anything said by Steve Carrell in that movie was pure gold! I agree, I have quickly moved him into my top 3 favorite comedians right now. I just about piss my pants when I see the commercials from "The 40 year-old Virgin" when he is getting his chest waxed. Another favorite quote of mine from Anchorman "I ate a bunch of fiberglass insulation. It wasnt cotton candy like the man told me. My stomach is itchy" "Loud Noises!"

QUOTE(kyyle23 @ Aug 5, 2005 -> 03:31 PM) To avoid watching a history channel commercial... EDIT: We're not going to do that here. Salon gets it's revenues from the commercials. They provide great content. We should respect their revenue stream and support them by clicking on the ad. My bad GHC, wont do it again

To avoid watching a history channel commercial... EDIT: We're not going to do that here. Salon gets it's revenues from the commercials. They provide great content. We should respect their revenue stream and support them by clicking on the ad.

What a lame-ass reason to not want to go somewhere. the guy spends about 4 months during the season away from his home in florida, why would 4 weeks in March be such a big deal for him?

Well the press has hold of it firmly now, so its pretty much dead in my mind. It was a topic on Around the Horn today, and all of the columnists agreed that the White Sox should aggressively pursue him if possible(go figure). All but Woody Paige felt that he would pass through waivers untouched too.

The Schwab is pretty amazing, thats for sure.

This was just posted on the chicagosports.com messageboard. Im sure a few people here can stump the Schwab. I think Juggernaut should give it a shot, to tell you the truth