Texsox

QUOTE(winodj @ Jul 17, 2005 -> 01:10 AM) Plus over thirty references to someone licking a coffee table. someone?

QUOTE(LowerCaseRepublican @ Jul 16, 2005 -> 07:38 PM) Is it just me or is it totally hilarious that the coach's last name is Downs yet he is trying to discriminate against retarded kids? For all the news stories now he's gonna be called Mr. Downs. And the Psychologists will start calling over zealous T-ball coaches as having Downs Syndrome

I'm being told this one is tracking like Hurricane Beulah, the last Hurricane to hit the Rio Grande Valley. I'm seeing a lot of houses boarded up, especially some of my Mexican-national neighbors who are only here on the weekends.

T-Ball!! What a f***wad.

Interesting legal issue here. For the most part you probably have a mental illness if you want to kill yourself. As a society, we do not hold mentally sick people responsible for their actions. Maybe we should, like nuke suggests just kill these people, we have plenty of normal people at the border dying to come in.

Actually you should lay on your right side.

The current projection is slightly south of me in Mexico.

There will be ten more to take his place. I've become so jaded with celebs and artist.

QUOTE(ChiSoxyGirl @ Jul 16, 2005 -> 02:01 PM) Lie on your stomache and have a peppermint--that usually makes mine go away. Gee next time I have a stomach ache, can I lie on your stomach and have a peppermint and see if it makes mine go away?

QUOTE(Chisoxfn @ Jul 15, 2005 -> 09:51 PM) Pfft....every girl wants Chisoxfn...the question is do they meet my standards I believe that standard is called being able to fog a mirror.

QUOTE(Y2HH @ Jul 15, 2005 -> 08:43 AM) Now THAT is funny...just imaginging a catcher spinning around to position himself under a ball he cannot really see... My best moment was tracking a foul ball near the backstop. As a good catcher I would carry my mask with me until I was under the ball, then throw it far away. That way I wouldn't trip on it if the ball drifted. So I'm under the ball, I throw the mask and her AWWWWWW s***. I threw it directly into the Umps balls. The game was delayed for 30 minutes while he recovered.

QUOTE(Chisoxfn @ Jul 15, 2005 -> 02:17 PM) ROFL Tex...Your on your A game today. Geee, with posts like that, I'm shocked you are all over the Post of the Month Thread* *A SL&P exclusive

Hey, anybody like that Timo fellow? When did Koch leave? Seriously for a moment. Look around this site. There is so much content, and so many excellent posters, with interests far beyond White Sox baseball. Besides SS, how can anyone read everything?

QUOTE(southsider2k5 @ Jul 15, 2005 -> 12:34 PM) Tex how far are you inland? You might get your wish... See the yellow line as it moves inland? I'm about halfway from the symbol and the cost directly on the yellow line. I am about 50 miles from Brownsville. The biggest worries I will have are torrential rains and tornadoes that will spin off the hurricane. Well, that and my ability to log in and post I may have to call Kap and have him read me all the threads. It is a little scary looking at the map and seeing a straight line to my house. I guess paybacks are hell for my how many times FlaSoxxJim was going to get hit thread

QUOTE(Y2HH @ Jul 15, 2005 -> 07:46 AM) It's funny until it happens to you. Happened to me before in an adult baseball league. You stand there like a jackass looking up into the sky thinking, "Son of a...I know this is just a routine fly and I'm not gonna catch it." Meanwhile, everyone else, including any family in attendance, see it just fine. I know how Scottie felt. Don't make fun of him, or I'll have to destroy you. It has, and when I was catching. Nothing worse that a catcher spinning circles and the ball land on home plate.

QUOTE(southsider2k5 @ Jul 15, 2005 -> 08:37 AM) Who the hell told him how to get in here? Damn, I may get banned from another Sox site

Anyone remember where the Sox were heading to if DeBartolo bought the team?

QUOTE(Steff @ Jul 15, 2005 -> 08:31 AM) Then you could afford to take a vacation in October up north for some playoff baseball. Nah, I never liked Wrigley

I just left SL&P and Wow! when did we start a Pale Hose Forum? And we have a Sports Bar? YNOT and PTC Contests? White Sox Minor League coverage? And who are all these other people? This place has everything. Amazing, I should get out more.

QUOTE(Steff @ Jul 15, 2005 -> 08:26 AM) Mother Nature is giving you a little vacation. Then I could be working 24/7 on the clean up.

What sucks is I own a pressure wash business :rolly What is making this one unique for the border is the angle it is coming in. Usually the storm would have to hook west to hit us. The storms are generally headed towards Galveston / Houston.

We want a major hit here in South Texas to relieve our drought. Poll idea

QUOTE(Steff @ Jul 15, 2005 -> 08:14 AM) I'm an All Star.. some days I open a second bag. keeping the tongue in shape

Jerry is not the sole owner. He has different partners in both ventures, and really cannot take profits from one and use it for the other. Nor should anyone expect it.

Since he was there for the catch, it's always funny to see an outfielder standing there with arms outstretched and no clue where the ball is. He was off by 20 feet!