QUOTE(SoxFan1 @ Jul 12, 2005 -> 06:22 PM)
In that case....I already have a girlfriend. She's 5'9, long-brunette hair, hazel eyes, long legs, big 'ole TIT-TAYS, nice lil beeehind, and a perrrrrty lil face.
Now the fun part. You have to convince her to sleep with ChiSoxFn.