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The Bears draw fans in worse weather.

Am I the only one that thinks Mr. Jay Mariotti would be perfect? Yep, only me

Sounds like a normal night to me . . .

QUOTE(nitetrain8601 @ May 2, 2005 -> 05:36 PM) First off, I just wanted to say that if a White Sox gets popped off, some fans in here are going to look like big assholes. Secondly, Tim Kurkjan said that his K/9 wasn't even 1 prior to last year. Last year it jumped hugely he said(forgot the number). Anyway, I hope everyone on the White Sox is clean. This whole 10 games is a joke. Congress is going to step in, just wait until the start of next season. Very true. I think it would be very niave to believe that NO White Sox player was/is juiced.

thank you.

once again there were so many references that just sneak on by. Like the old episodes, these can be watched multiple times and subtle jokes and references keep coming out.

QUOTE(southsider2k5 @ May 1, 2005 -> 09:38 AM) I would swear that AJ IS the difference in Contreras. I don't think Olivo, Davis, or Burke had the balls to make Jose throw his fastball. I have seen AJ go out to the mound after Jose waves off a couple of signs more than a few times. I really believe he is going out there to TELL him to feature the fastball. And so far it has worked very well. Maybe that's why a few Giants pitchers complained. He probably isn't always correct.

WalMart wedding rings $119 Trailer Home $1439 Packs of smokes $86 a week 8 pets in trailer $287 Disability checks $492 per month WalMart greeter $1035 per month Groundhog frying in a pan $1.13 Married Cousins - priceless

QUOTE(sox4lifeinPA @ Apr 29, 2005 -> 12:45 PM) I'm having some success with the expander. I would say I have 5 out of 10 knowledge on computers and I understand what to do with the equipment I have. believe it or not, the vertical reception is not the problem, it's the horizontal. Going through the floor seems to be easier than going around corners. you should be going through the walls. What's in the walls?

QUOTE(NUKE_CLEVELAND @ May 1, 2005 -> 07:44 AM) You didn't get laid? You suck. He only won $21

Wow, who could have guessed any of that?!

step one kid, tie your shoe . . . step two, tell him your team has free donuts by the bench

QUOTE(Dick Allen @ Apr 30, 2005 -> 04:53 PM) So Gload has been unavailable for days, Ozuna could only pinch run. Uribe was not ready. Why wasn't someone called up last night? They played 3 short after an off day. That is absolutely crazy. Welcome to "Smart Ball", don't worry we are just flying under the radar on this and taking it one day at a time.

What the team has learned so far this season is ow to win close games. That takes confidence, motivation, and a little luck. I believe you make a lot of your luck. Stats prove what you saw was what you saw and help predict future performance.

Couple thoughts reading through the thread. 1st Base has to be addressed for next year and Frank shouldn't be considered the everyday 1st baseman, no matter how healthy he returns. Of course Frank adds tremendous help in the area we are struggling in, offense. A healthy Frank is important if we are going to get over the hump later this summer. I never believe the stories coming out of the Sox. They play faster and loser with accuracy than most teams. I think Steff nailed in when she suggested the club is offering a worse case scenario. That's probably a good idea. IIRC the first date had him back last August. This seems to be a moving target. Anyone that has built anything understands the foundation is the key. If that isn't plumb and right, trouble creeps in up the chain. That's Frank's ankle.

QUOTE(kapkomet @ Apr 28, 2005 -> 10:42 PM) There are only eleven times in history where the "F" word has been considered acceptable for use. They are as follows: 11. "What the @#$% do you mean, we are sinking?" -- Capt. E.J. Smith of RMS Titanic, 1912 10. "What the @#$ was that?" -- Mayor Of Hiroshima, 1945 9. "Where did all those @#$%ing Indians come from?" -- Custer, 1877 8. "Any @#$%ing idiot could understand that." -- Einstein, 1938 7. "It does so @#$%ing look like her!" -- Picasso, 1926 6. "How the @#$% did you work that out?" -- Pythagoras, 126 BC 5. "You want WHAT on the @#$%ing ceiling?" -- Michelangelo, 1566 4. "Where the @#$% are we?" -- Amelia Earhart, 1937 3. "Scattered @#$%ing showers, my butt!" -- Noah, 4314 BC 2. "Aw c'mon. Who the @#$% is going to find out?" -- Bill Clinton, 1998 and a drum roll please............! 1. "Geez, I didn't think they'd get this @%#*^ing mad." -- Saddam Hussein, And if you have seen this before, am I supposed to be @#$%ing sorry? Maybe if you didn't have me on ignore you would have read this weeks ago

There is no fame or fortune in stating the obvious. You aren't an expert if you pick the Yankees, Red Sox, Twins, and Angels to make the playoffs and pick the Red Sox or Yankees to repeat. Duh. Tell us something we don't know. Then when they do, they are idiots.

QUOTE(Queen Prawn @ Apr 27, 2005 -> 08:31 AM) My sister had that done as well as Brian (a couple times). The last time when I got home from work (he broke his hand at work and the doctor was going to pierce the nail and Brian said that he or his sister would - she is a CFD paramedic), and he made sure he waited to do that until I was home and proceeded to chase me around with the blood squirting out. Then of course later when the nail was about to fall off he made sure he showed me several times then as well lol. Now that's foreplay

Watch for bathrooms, all the plumbing causes loss of signal. Their tech support is pretty good, but you will have to travel p the staircase if you encounter a rare problem. I have four computers on my home network, when I added a new computer and upgraded another with a new motherboard and Windoze XP, I was on with tech support for a couple hours. Firewall.

QUOTE(ChiSoxyGirl @ Apr 27, 2005 -> 10:33 AM) Yeah. The situation was made worse, that when I last chatted with him (granted, last July) he wasn't seeing anyone... On the plus side, now, 1/2 of the guys I've dated are married or getting ready to be. That means I'll only have to get that call a few more times. Enjoy being young and the marriages and in a few years babies that happen to friends, it will happen to you, if you want it. The other end of the line is where life really sucks.

Becuase the know the owner of the animals, I wonder if they will charge the owner for the capture and he'll get a Buffalo Bill . . . I am so ashamed.

QUOTE(Jabroni @ Apr 27, 2005 -> 06:32 AM) http://www.suntimes.com/output/sox/cst-spt-doug27.html What a ballsy mofo. Actually it's not that tough of a thing to do. One of my Scouts had a boulder roll on his toe while we were at summer camp. We took a sewing needle later that night and drilled through the nail to relieve the pressure of the blood that was pooling under the nail. Remember your nail has no nerves and doesn't hurt when cut. The alternate route is under the nail, while that is easier to get through, that hurts when you pry through.

Well you wouldn't keep her in the oven . . . I know, collects ticket to hell

QUOTE(winninguglyin83 @ Apr 25, 2005 -> 11:31 PM) What other Chicago team? Aren't the Kane County Cougars still around??