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Burger's best spot is at DH with occasional starts at 3B, maybe 1B. Hopefully he can hit enough for that. Also, this only really makes sense when Jose retires or goes elsewhere, and assumes Moncada remembers how to hit. This roster is just in a terrible spot, man.

Even if he’s bad he can’t be as bad as Harrison. .250/.300/.350 would be a big improvement at this point.

Harrison is next just end it here.

Terrible strike 2 call but you cant stare at a pitch right down the middle for strike 3 lol. Abreu had a rough end to this game.

That's cool to pitch him offspeed away off the plate with no one covering the 2B hole. Really smart.

That is scary. I hope he's ok. Also, not sure I've ever seen that.

Two decent at-bats. Too bad the bottom of the lineup wasn't up there instead of the middle last inning.

Not gonna blame this one on Tony. This is all on the offense and Ruiz.

3 run homer. Game over.

Harrison was putrid in the second half of last year but it was totally a fluke I swear!

You knew that was coming from Harrison.

Harrison. Yay.

Banks with two really good innings. Bullpen did their job today.

Burger really sucks at third.

That swing was all arms by Moncada

Heck of a job getting out of that without needing to use that dynamic reliever Dylan Cease. Save him to close it out!

I'm guessing literally no one else in the bullpen can pitch today? What is going on

That was absolutely strike 3. Big missed call by the umpire.

You can't take a defensive swing like Robert did with runners on base and only one strike. You just can't.

Why would you swing at that

See grounders are good guys

Here comes all sliders

And HEEEEEEERE comes that shitty Rangers defense!

The only hope is if Texas puts a lefty in

Engel missed a slider right there.