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This. I’d love to hire people to purposely never listen to. Sounds really funny and a fun way to burn cash if you’re a billionaire.

Yea it’s not a huge problem. What about just telling him to walk every AB and grind down pitchers. “We actually don’t want you to square up baseballs any more. Just foul off 10 every AB.”

Guess the pitches seen in the first. I’ll guess 3,1,2. 6 total

I thought we had all star mashers at almost every position. No mashing. Where is the mashing? Where is the punishing offense?

That’s so sad man. I’m sorry

I don’t think this would be an Alex Rios thing where we just take on the money. If it’s 3/50, we’d have to trade some pieces right?

Only the 2022 white Sox could make frickin Dane Dunning look like a good major league pitcher.

Destroying all of his LH batting helmets would make it impossible to start him simply because he is a lefty

So his name is somehow closer to Dickman than Dickman’s. Sorry if this was already posted

All true.

You know what, maybe this is best. They have way more bullets to fire this offseason. I just wish we still had Rodon for the playoffs

Holy shit bullet dodged. Trade deadline total success just for NOT getting Gallo. That’s how much I hate that guy ?

Hell yea boy! Lucas Colson & Crochet

Outside of that little spurt at the beginning of the year, Reese seemed pretty meh. Plenty of defensive guys out there with no bat. It’s not like we’re letting one get away here. Nice job Seby

Shhhh. You’re destroying the narrative that all these teams are perfect and running circles around the Sox!

Please no Gallo today. Please no Gallo today

Ignoring everything else, is he one of the 3 best outfielders in the organization? I don’t know! Which is crazy!

I don’t remember the exact quote, but I think we have to remember that the Sox believe every playoff chance is sacred. Retooling, while maybe smarter, would not fit the above ideals.

Man this really made me laugh. So sad how true this is. We’re actually going to trade human players for Joey frickin Gallo. How awful

Promote that man!

Hell yea to that guy telling it like it is with Joey Gallo. That guy is unplayable

I’d be pissed if we traded Vera for Happ. Not just because I think Happ sucks but because I don’t want the cubs to get a real prospect for this jabrony they overdrafted.

That’s it right there. Gotta commit to being cool. It’s Juan Soto. This guy looks like inner circle HOF. This is the one

Totally. And all you did was pay a few million bucks for Soto in that case. I wonder if the Sox draw the line at the Cuban guys though. I could see them not wanting to damage that pipeline.

It’s crazy how many ABs Sheets has gotten simply because he is LH and strong. And in the fat of the order.