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Totally. I get that I’m on the far end of the expected performance spectrum here. But like I just can’t wrap my head around how a team that was just mashing and murdering opponents somehow forgot how to do that. Young talented guys that mash. Where’s the mashing? It can’t just be gone.

Yea I think this is the only way MLB Network is allowed to roast a HOF manager. Reading between the lines they are blasting him

Go together? Besties?

You ever feel sorry for Vaughn? If I was him sometimes I’d be thinking, “I play first base. I’ve always played first base. I wish this team would have passed on drafting me if they didn’t want me to play first base. I’m gonna keep working hard and doing my best, but fuck me, I play first base.”

I still can’t believe we are fucking up one of the greatest collections of young talent in baseball history. Somehow fucking that up is incredible.

I think Grandal DHs because he has a huge veteran contract. I wouldn’t say it’s exclusively because Tony is an idiot. He is an idiot. But this one comes from upstairs probably. Am I crazy?

This. I’d love to hire people to purposely never listen to. Sounds really funny and a fun way to burn cash if you’re a billionaire.

Yea it’s not a huge problem. What about just telling him to walk every AB and grind down pitchers. “We actually don’t want you to square up baseballs any more. Just foul off 10 every AB.”

Guess the pitches seen in the first. I’ll guess 3,1,2. 6 total

I thought we had all star mashers at almost every position. No mashing. Where is the mashing? Where is the punishing offense?

That’s so sad man. I’m sorry

I don’t think this would be an Alex Rios thing where we just take on the money. If it’s 3/50, we’d have to trade some pieces right?

Only the 2022 white Sox could make frickin Dane Dunning look like a good major league pitcher.

Destroying all of his LH batting helmets would make it impossible to start him simply because he is a lefty

So his name is somehow closer to Dickman than Dickman’s. Sorry if this was already posted

All true.

You know what, maybe this is best. They have way more bullets to fire this offseason. I just wish we still had Rodon for the playoffs

Holy shit bullet dodged. Trade deadline total success just for NOT getting Gallo. That’s how much I hate that guy 😂

Hell yea boy! Lucas Colson & Crochet

Outside of that little spurt at the beginning of the year, Reese seemed pretty meh. Plenty of defensive guys out there with no bat. It’s not like we’re letting one get away here. Nice job Seby

Shhhh. You’re destroying the narrative that all these teams are perfect and running circles around the Sox!

Please no Gallo today. Please no Gallo today

Ignoring everything else, is he one of the 3 best outfielders in the organization? I don’t know! Which is crazy!

I don’t remember the exact quote, but I think we have to remember that the Sox believe every playoff chance is sacred. Retooling, while maybe smarter, would not fit the above ideals.

Man this really made me laugh. So sad how true this is. We’re actually going to trade human players for Joey frickin Gallo. How awful