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New reason to go to games

Does Maldonado get the ball out of the infield?

Pedro says something dumb pre-game

Like Chisoxfn says, if Arizona trades to a QB needy team (the smoke right now) or trades Kyler (unexpected), I can see it. But making it past five other teams and taken after Naber and possibly Odunze? They'd have to have monster pro days and GMs thinking they're smarter than everyone (which...fair).

Is it legal for Caleb Williams to get MHJ to rip a bong hit an hour before the draft

MHJ goes to Bears at 9. I see nothing wrong or click baity here. https://www.espn.com/nfl/draft2024/story/_/id/39788246/2024-nfl-mock-draft-tannenbaum-exec-first-round-32-picks

The White Sox are gonna be a team players bang down the door to join so they can experience financial fuckery.

See, we know that was Hahn's MO. Getz just DFA'd Pillar and then re-signed him to save a miniscule amount of money.

People: Please don't rush the guy with a 4+ ERA at AA and AAA, especially because you'll be losing a year of service time for a notoriously penny pinching owner. WestEddy:

Here, let me put on my eternal optimist hat that the Sox have trampled into the dirt: Crochet: Crazy stuff, finally get to see him start. Soroka: Good when healthy. Fedde: KBO Fedde sounds like a good comeback story. Nastrini: Turning Lance Lynn into a quality starter with quality stuff is a fun follow. Realist hat that the Sox have given me: Crochet has never been stretched out Soroka is pitching Moncada. They both had great 2019s. The difference is that Moncada also had a good 2021. Fedde: He was the MVP of a league with AAish talent. Nastrini: God, please don't rush him. If we're throwing a guy with 19 IP and a 4 ERA in AAA into the mix immediately, well, idk what that means for the much vaunted "depth" that has been assembled. Chris Flexen didn't belong on the other list so he goes here.

You say this like a challenge

But did they go FASTs

Kenny gets his guy?

Pedro's slogan is, well, popping up in interesting ways

100% ok with DeJong now if we call his home runs bong hits

Pedro weeps into mug

Useful is certainly one word to describe them

A modern day Stan Musial and Ken Griffey Jr

Dude asked every MLB team for free stuff. Sox were 1 of 8 that responded.

The bong line might be the funniest fucking thing I've read about the Sox since Getz took the reins

Brooks Boyer, hire this man.

We are many disgraceful things, but at least the Sox were never named the Chicago Orphans. Dumbest name in sports history.

All these dude's flat-out competing and they're still adding on March 22

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Nah man, these guys want to play on the FASTs train so elite starting pitchers will bang down the door to play for Getz & Co.