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Vive la Résistance Contre le Règne de Chris Getz

I'm 100% here for him continuing to succeed. But the Getz stans making this face with Ramos succeeding as Soroka gets lit up, Lopez grounds out, Maldonado struggles to hit .100, Brad Keller exists, and the team fails to reach .300 feels incredibly thin.

It's so weird that Eloy wearing red gloves has spread to the entire team.

God forbid those of us who like Ramos are fearful that an organization with a history of rushing and destroying prospects are possibly rushing a prospect by having him jump from AA to MLB because Chris Getz is a panicky little s%*#. He's hitting right now. This is good. Hopefully he keeps hitting.

The ditch

Greg, you've sold too many houses to buy MLB.com.

Sure, I'll trust the guy who couldn't develop LatAm signings outside of a $52M signing in Luis Robert, Oscar Colas (expensive signing with NPB experience that he now hates), Lenyn Sosa (now doghoused), and hopefully Bryan Ramos to find a Tatis Jr.

I can't wait for Jorbit Vivas or Javier Vaz to join the org.

He's like an inverted Bummer right now. He's got a .135 BABIP against him (while he's had low his last two seasons, not that low) and his FIP is 6.22. He might be the one pitcher benefiting from the defense.

The angle I was going for was hot market commodity and the Sox were very clearly sellers. We heard all offseason about the Cease bidding war and then didn't get a high-level hitting prospect in return (Zavala is projectable).

It's funny cause Rick Hahn was in the same boat with Quintana and got Cease and Eloy by holding onto Q.

Sorry, you'll get Crochet, Nick Nastrini, Tanner Banks as an opener, Paul DeJong converted to a pitcher, and Clevinger.

I think this means the Keynan Middleton signing was the greatest signing of all time.

Or ... He was very unhappy with that time deaf White Sox social media post

Brother read SoxTalk and got motivated

I actually only just switched to the game ? I'll flush my comment.

PHAM IMMORTALE Edit: well f***

Meanwhile, Maldonado just sucks ass.

Ramos giveth, Ramos taketh. But he's young, so he also getteth the benefit of the doubt.

Getz is so determined he's going to turn this around a full 360°

Bold of you to assume Pedro won't have him play with a sore back that turns into a spinal fracture.

The problem is Nicky isn't from the southside, so when he stood up he fell over

Tbf he did shorten his name from Kenneth to Hawk

We're taking a stand against fanatic's small names on jerseys. Also, good job Getz getting a warm body for Grossman

That's some good sound off the bat. Also, better hope Brad Keller isn't allowed to hang around by the time Wolkow hopefully reaches the majors. He'll kill him for that flip.