Quin

Are you questioning how fun the dead ball is???

Yazmanian Devil speed.

25 singular winds

https://www.milb.com/scores/chicago-white-sox/2022-05-07 https://www.mlb.com/prospects/stats/affiliates?teamId=145&date=05/07/2022 Winston-Salem and Kannapolis both making up suspended games + a full slate of regular games.

The flavors might need to be adjusted slightly.

Booooooo

Easy win.

The only thing I'll say about the movie for now is that it feels like both an MCU movie and very much a Sam Raimi movie stylistically. For those bringing kids (sorta spoiler, but not a plot spoiler):

dear lord

#PerezWatch

Bring me Perez.

I mean, Thome seems to love being around the White Sox.

#YolbertWatch has begun.

Whenever someone hits at Birmingham, I get excited.

At the rate their hitting, we'd be talking about sending Madrigal to AAA and Yolbert replacing him on the big league roster. Not saying it's what the Sox would do, but it's definitely what we'd be clamouring for.

Easy win.

Now remove him from the South Atlantic League.

I love this because it's "likely Hall of Famer or current reliever, more likely to be a reliever." Like, no kidding Caulfield.

Swear filter is weird. As a prank once I tried changing Tatis to "He Who Must Not Be Named"

When I lived in Missouri I had to watch this crap when the Sox played the Royals: When people from other teams give me shit about Hawk, it makes me laugh because Hawk was just a big homer who should have retired a few years earlier. When people here complain about Benetti, it makes me laugh because Benetti at least knows that the moon isn't a fucking planet.

If you get hit with smaller baseballs at 85 mph it builds immunity to normal size baseballs at 94 mph.

Damn, I just got owned.

for real tho, it's suspicious at this point

Send him to W-S and pray he rubs off on Dalquist and Thompson.

Easy win.