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That being said...I'd take Luis Robert becoming the greatest player of all time.

Luis Robert may finish the 2021 calendar year with 30 home runs.

If he stayed on the MLB roster, I'd have him way, WAY higher if not in the top spot.

Yermin Mercedes' Wild Ride ReyLo sucks in AAA, becomes resurgent in MLB when called Andrew Vaughn skips AA and AAA learns two new positions at an MLB level, also gets time at 2B and 3B Rodon goes fucking nuts The team loses Robert, Eloy, Grandal, and Madrigal for months and just keeps winning. Gavin Sheets completes his OF training (even if he mostly DHs) to provide lefty power. Jake Burger's return from baseball's elephant graveyard. Brian Goodwin becoming a major contributor. I could go on with all the weirdness, but that's my ranking.

GAVIN SHEETS AVENGED LEURY

CHALLENGE IT

These two are well known inflammatory idiots.

He and Wiggins are willing to sacrifice half their paychecks for this. If I were the Nets or Warriors, I'd be fielding calls for them. Although teams like the Bulls and Clippers (anywhere where similar mandates could get passed) should stay far, far away.

God imagine this post before he got called up.

It is indeed 5.32 with the Sox.

In your hypothetical scenario, maybe Abreu is an absolute Olympian God cause he doesn't have to deal with cold weather. Maybe it applies to Yoan and Yasmani as well. Who fucking knows. The roster was built for the AL, in Chicago. And the Padres, who lorded Tatis and Machado over the Sox, are on their way to below .500 after their rockstar GM gave up more WAR than he got back.

Remember when Ron told us he'd go root for the Cubs? See also: People upset about trading Dunning for Lynn, upset that Rodon was brought back to compete with Lopez for the 5th starter spot, and Jose Abreu's extension.

Blackout games are cool

Did Cesar spook him?

This was when Eaton got cut, fwiw. Still not covert, but felt the need to point that out.

If there was ever a time for Anderson at catcher...

I think this is what they had in the Olympics and US players were raving about it.

On the list of unlikely season saviors - Rodon, April Yermin, Vaughn, Goodwin, Sheets - I think ReyLo may be the most unlikely.

SPAGHETTI FOR ALL

Time for Sheets to join the pasta party?

bruh where did it land

Collins/Seby/Perez battle in Spring Training next year?