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2013 could have easily been there if not for the Injured List.

Well, now that we're officially tanking again, the Bulls are 4.5 games behind the Magic (god damnit) for the #4 spot in the lottery. That would get them 48% odds of getting a Top 4 pick.

I think the wildest thing to me is that not only did we get Buehrle and Humber's perfect games, but Buehrle, Giolito, and Rodon's no-hitters were all one-batter away from perfection. It's not like E-Jax's walkathon no-hitter, they all came damn close.

FUCK PEREZ' SHOES.

MOTHERFUCKER

Everyone's nerves are on edge.

Meanwhile:

Tryna get them reactions

Well, you see, he earned his playing time. How? No one knows.

God, I hate this rule.

Tbh, at this point I kind of want Jim Boylen to coach a game just for the lols.

It's fair to think of that. I keep seeing shades of Ozzie benching Viciedo for no apparent reason in TLR's handling of Vaughn, even though the situations aren't 1-for-1.

To be fair, there's a massive difference in having Rob Mackowiak play CF, flanked by Scott Podsednik and Jermaine Dye, and Vaughn playing LF where he's surrounded by Luis Robert, Moncada, and Tim Anderson.

So at this point, we're holding out hope for lotto balls, right?

Indians broadcast. "Did the ball hit the runner?" Deadpan response: "Yeah."

The close up of the dugout honestly looked like a horror movie. I was worried that some of our boys were gonna join Eloy up in heaven.

BOOM

Yeah, anyone blaming Yaz for this one is just looking to blame Grandal and not the ump.

This honestly might be the worst umpiring decision I've ever seen. Why the hell isn't Tony arguing until he gets tossed?

If you're ok with everyone, including Liam Hendriks, being uncomfortable reading every single one of your posts.

All four of them would be taken. Easily.

I'll just take us all the way home and say I miss Ray Schalk.

I'm just gonna guess you haven't been following the start of McCann's Mets career.

Roommate got it, no reaction other than a sore arm.

I love how that's lost in Vaughn's struggles to this point. He has a fucking .400 OBP. Just let him get going.