Quin

If I'm trading Gonzo, I want to aim higher than a 36-year-old that only has a 1 year, $30M option left on his deal.

Drew Romo. Teach Gonzo how to catch, like all shortstops should.

Camera shows wizard hats. Perez immediately hits home run. Coincidence? I think not.

Mercy

Bronny gonna be the fastest cut in history

This one is on Ron

Wizards in the stands now. Trying to power up our batters alongside Vasil like Earth giving Goku strength.

At this point I'm wondering if Thorpe is alive

Correct

He had cooler plans in mind.

GONZO

This season is brought to you by Cups.

As much as I think they beat the '83 jerseys into the ground the past few years, it feels like tonight is the perfect time to bust them out.

Pitch Cags you cowards

Vasil saying Pope Leo is probably asleep lmao

I wanted Cags so bad. But also any bat would have been cool.

Ball go far.

We live in a world where the pope could open his phone, see "Ball in play, run(s) scored" and either smile or sigh.

It's like saying the Bulls were absolutely prepared to take one of Dybansta, Peterson, Boozer or Wilson

Ok, so I think this is a thing, but NBA roster structure confuses me to no end. Bulls signing guys like Sellers, Awaka and Atwell means they have more free roster space to use in the off-season — so they can leave space for another Claxton type deal. Taking a second rounder would have eaten up that space. That of course raises the question of Kam Jones, unless they just waive him. Also Sellers, Awaka and Atwell have odds stacked against them but god they have fun mixtapes.

LaMelo driving in the snow is a terrifying notion.

Bro just stop opening the thread.

At least AKME isn't around to fire shooting coaches for stupid reasons.

Bulls take Swain. Man, Stacey would have LOVED this team.

My uncle that bought Apple stock in the 80s regrets it every day.