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The comedic next manager thread

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  • Also, Drake LaRoche, leader of men.  

  • I promise the only player I would walk with a 1-2 count is Castellanos

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Jerry Reinsdorf…..he’s gotta save money where he can with no playoff revenue this year 

Only Karl from Caddyshack could save us.

Carlos "The Product" Correa as player/manager.

No one would be worse than Tony.  Honestly.

I'd prefer a 4th grade girls softball team coach.  

Coach Lisle

If we're doing White Sox retreads...

Al Lopez.

I'm willing to come back.

2 hours ago, southsider2k5 said:

Tony LaRussa in a Scooby Doo style unveil.

He would have been successful if it wasn't for you damned kids.

6 minutes ago, wegner said:

He would have been successful if it wasn't for you damned kids.

Someone gets me.

Having woken up in a surly mood, and drunk as a lord at 10AM, Hawk Harrelson calls the only people he know will have to listen to him - the front office of the Chicago White Sox.

As he begins to belligerently tear into the poor intern who answers the phone, a voice cuts in to cut him off.

"Hawk? It's me. The Big Guy."

"Jerry? Now wait just a bleepin' minute here, I got some things I want to say..."

"Hawk, how'd you like to be manager?"

1 hour ago, Quin said:

Also, Drake LaRoche, leader of men.

 

This, right here, is at the complete limit of funny in this application given the parameters.

HA x 10 to da 23rd.

Any post in this thread before or after the above quoted post is moot.

?????

???

i can't breathe

Mike Ditka.

Because Da Coach.

Not as funny as Drake, but whaddya gonna do?

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17 minutes ago, Bossanoveralls said:

This, right here, is at the complete limit of funny in this application given the parameters.

HA x 10 to da 23rd.

Any post in this thread before or after the above quoted post is moot.

?????

???

i can't breathe

Now that Drake LaRoche has been hired as manager, we can fill out the rest of the coaching staff.

2 hours ago, mmmmmbeeer said:

Fathom.  To watch his bad takes implemented on a baseball diamond would be...chef's kiss.

Only if he is required to use the results of Soxtalk votes to set each night's lineup.

19 minutes ago, Bossanoveralls said:

Mike Ditka.

Because Da Coach.

Not as funny as Drake, but whaddya gonna do?

The final score is gonna be White Sox 92 Houston zero

Da Sox

Da Sox

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Who's gonna be the manager? I was thinking of Lou Brown.

Incognito Bobby Valentine

Permed Ivan Calderon

 

Edit: check that. Dead. But maybe he can match TLR anyways 

Edited by Chick Mercedes

Permed Harold Baines

 

Regular Vince Evans. He can teach these guys how to really throw a football.

 

 

 

3 hours ago, Quin said:

Also, Drake LaRoche, leader of men.

 

Why not just Drake? That would be awesome ? 

Billy Donovan. Virtually no season overlap and huge cost savings. What's not to like?  

We need an authoritarian. Bolsanaro?

Roger Bossard

He’s the only one in that organization that knows how to fix anything…

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