March 15, 20233 yr Tony Larussa Lock In Night. Here's your chance to sleep in the dugout like a real Hall of Fame guy. $2 beers and shots.
March 15, 20233 yr Bring back Joe McEwing. Kids run the bases, but are only allowed to go on McEwings signal. Also, Leury is running the bases with them.
March 15, 20233 yr 1 hour ago, Texsox said: Tony Larussa Lock In Night. Here's your chance to sleep in the dugout like a real Hall of Fame guy. $2 beers and shots. If it's for LaRussa it needs to be $2.08. All prices end in .08
March 15, 20233 yr Leury Garcia For A Day - Play an inning in the field or go in as a pinch runner. Play poorly and be rewarded with $15 million. Swearing and Screaming Night With Lance Lynn - Fans get a chance to go toe-to-toe with Lance Lynn, yelling at each other Sprinting With Billy Hamilton - Fans can challenge Billy to suicide sprints in the outfield. First one to blow a hamstring loses. Eloy For a Day - Fans charge headlong into the outfield wall until they either knock themselves unconscious or tear a tit.
March 15, 20233 yr Tank Top Jersey Day. First 10K fans get a pair of scissors to cut off the sleeves off their jerseys.
March 15, 20233 yr 2 hours ago, Quin said: Bring back Joe McEwing. Kids run the bases, but are only allowed to go on McEwings signal. Also, Leury is running the bases with them. Does it come with a fucking lunch....or do you have to pack your own?
March 15, 20233 yr 2 hours ago, Texsox said: Tony Larussa Lock In Night. Here's your chance to sleep in the dugout like a real Hall of Fame guy. $2 beers and shots. Can I sleep in the bullpen? It's more roomy.
March 15, 20233 yr 26 minutes ago, Rocky said: Tank Top Jersey Day. First 10K fans get a pair of scissors to cut off the sleeves off their jerseys. Only if they come with complimentary shorts.
March 15, 20233 yr 10 minutes ago, wegner said: Does it come with a fucking lunch....or do you have to pack your own? With this broke ass franchise? I'd be sure to pack my own.
March 15, 20233 yr 29 minutes ago, Quin said: Design-a-Banner night with Bennett Karoll. This post deserves more than the single like I can give.
March 15, 20233 yr Gordon Beckham wife beater night. Nugenix night. First 10,000 fans get a free sample of Nugenix.
March 15, 20233 yr Basically Stay Healthy Night. First 10,000 fans get wacked upside the head with a rubber mallet upon entrance. If you're fine, congrats, carry on. If not, I don't know, maybe you should've crossed your fingers or something because there is no backup plan.
March 15, 20233 yr I've got a bunch.... Carry ownership's water: Race Scott Merkin around the warning track while carrying two buckets of water. Winner gets to ghostwrite a Merkin MLB.com article. Hahnspeak Translator: Participants will be shown random Hahn lawyerspeak soundbites and will need to determine what he is trying to hide. Winner will be the White Sox representative at the American Bar Association annual conference. Lightning in a Bottle: During the next home game rain delay, 20 lucky fans will be given empty bottles and tasked with capturing a 37 year old veteran with "a little left in the tank". Winner gets a signed Mike Jackson vest-style jersey. Bring your glove Night: With the lack of position player depth in the organization, the White Sox will choose one random gloved fan from the crowd to play a position for 9 innings. Winner gets to wear #28 and will receive a 3 year contract.
March 15, 20233 yr 4 hours ago, hogan873 said: Leury Garcia For A Day - Play an inning in the field or go in as a pinch runner. Play poorly and be rewarded with $15 million. Swearing and Screaming Night With Lance Lynn - Fans get a chance to go toe-to-toe with Lance Lynn, yelling at each other Sprinting With Billy Hamilton - Fans can challenge Billy to suicide sprints in the outfield. First one to blow a hamstring loses. Eloy For a Day - Fans charge headlong into the outfield wall until they either knock themselves unconscious or tear a tit. I want to do ALL of these.
March 15, 20233 yr Augsburger night. All fans over 60 drink for free. Or Meister Brau night. All fans over 70 drink free. JR would like that better. Edited March 15, 20233 yr by zisk
March 16, 20233 yr First 10,000 fans receive a White Sox laser pointer. Luxury Tax night - any cumulative food / drink tabs over $233 over the course of the evening get charged an additional surcharge on their bills. Bat Flip contest in the new Bud Light club (or whatever the f*** that thing is on the 500 level)
March 16, 20233 yr 17 minutes ago, JoeC said: Luxury Tax night - any cumulative food / drink tabs over $233 over the course of the evening get charged an additional surcharge on their bills. Don't give them any ideas....
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