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Leury Garcia For A Day - Play an inning in the field or go in as a pinch runner.  Play poorly and be rewarded with $15 million.

Swearing and Screaming Night With Lance Lynn - Fans get a chance to go toe-to-toe with Lance Lynn, yelling at each other

Sprinting With Billy Hamilton - Fans can challenge Billy to suicide sprints in the outfield.  First one to blow a hamstring loses.

Eloy For a Day - Fans charge headlong into the outfield wall until they either knock themselves unconscious or tear a tit.

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2 hours ago, Quin said:

Bring back Joe McEwing.

Kids run the bases, but are only allowed to go on McEwings signal.

Also, Leury is running the bases with them.

Does it come with a fucking lunch....or do you have to pack your own?

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2 hours ago, Texsox said:

Tony Larussa Lock In Night. Here's your chance to sleep in the dugout like a real Hall of Fame guy. $2 beers and shots. 

Can I sleep in the bullpen?  It's more roomy.

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Basically Stay Healthy Night. First 10,000 fans get wacked upside the head with a rubber mallet upon entrance. If you're fine, congrats, carry on. If not, I don't know, maybe you should've crossed your fingers or something because there is no backup plan.

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I've got a bunch....

Carry ownership's water: Race Scott Merkin around the warning track while carrying two buckets of water. Winner gets to ghostwrite a Merkin MLB.com article.

Hahnspeak Translator: Participants will be shown random Hahn lawyerspeak soundbites and will need to determine what he is trying to hide. Winner will be the White Sox representative at the American Bar Association annual conference.

Lightning in a Bottle: During the next home game rain delay, 20 lucky fans will be given empty bottles and tasked with capturing a 37 year old veteran with "a little left in the tank". Winner gets a signed Mike Jackson vest-style jersey. 

Bring your glove Night: With the lack of position player depth in the organization, the White Sox will choose one random gloved fan from the crowd to play a position for 9 innings. Winner gets to wear #28 and will receive a 3 year contract. 

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4 hours ago, hogan873 said:

Leury Garcia For A Day - Play an inning in the field or go in as a pinch runner.  Play poorly and be rewarded with $15 million.

Swearing and Screaming Night With Lance Lynn - Fans get a chance to go toe-to-toe with Lance Lynn, yelling at each other

Sprinting With Billy Hamilton - Fans can challenge Billy to suicide sprints in the outfield.  First one to blow a hamstring loses.

Eloy For a Day - Fans charge headlong into the outfield wall until they either knock themselves unconscious or tear a tit.

I want to do ALL of these. 

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First 10,000 fans receive a White Sox laser pointer.

Luxury Tax night - any cumulative food / drink tabs over $233 over the course of the evening get charged an additional surcharge on their bills.

Bat Flip contest in the new Bud Light club (or whatever the f*** that thing is on the 500 level)

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