shipps Posted January 2, 2009 Share Posted January 2, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthSideSox72 Posted January 2, 2009 Share Posted January 2, 2009 Hey Jas... if you are having penis trouble, conveniently, I just received a bottle of male enhancement pills that I didn't order and don't need. Want me to send it your way? I'll throw in a free t-shirt. See the Mystery thread in SLaM for details. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scenario Posted January 3, 2009 Share Posted January 3, 2009 (edited) LOL. I was wondering if this was going to happen. And here I go getting all serious and everything. Well... useful information for men with foreskins... and the women who love them. LOL. Edited January 4, 2009 by scenario Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SnB Posted January 3, 2009 Share Posted January 3, 2009 hahahahha i almost believed it was real for a second there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
danman31 Posted January 3, 2009 Share Posted January 3, 2009 QUOTE (Chisoxfn @ Jan 2, 2009 -> 04:35 PM) Oh my god....I saw the thread title in the admin board with "penis" in it and I was like dang, looks like an interesting thread. Little did I know it was I that was the author of such thread. I must admit, I'm shocked at the serious answers. However, Andrew was right about my account being hacked. I was logged into Soxtalk over at Mario (Molto) and Jeff's place (Shipps) which is where I was staying the past few days. Clearly one of them realized I was still signed in and made what I think might be the funniest thread I've ever seen on this site Lies. You got your advice and then played it off as fake. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heads22 Posted January 3, 2009 Share Posted January 3, 2009 Move this to SLaM. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shipps Posted January 4, 2009 Share Posted January 4, 2009 QUOTE (Heads22 @ Jan 3, 2009 -> 05:42 PM) Move this to SLaM. Yes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southsider2k5 Posted January 4, 2009 Share Posted January 4, 2009 QUOTE (danman31 @ Jan 3, 2009 -> 05:13 PM) Lies. You got your advice and then played it off as fake. QUOTE (Heads22 @ Jan 3, 2009 -> 05:42 PM) Move this to SLaM. True and true! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milkman delivers Posted January 4, 2009 Share Posted January 4, 2009 Oh my God, this is the greatest thread ever. And I only just read the first post. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WilliamTell Posted January 4, 2009 Share Posted January 4, 2009 lol what a thread. Might be the greatest thread I've ever seen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dasox24 Posted January 4, 2009 Share Posted January 4, 2009 This is classic... Well done, shipps Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoxAce Posted January 4, 2009 Share Posted January 4, 2009 Wow.... just.... wow.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lostfan Posted January 4, 2009 Share Posted January 4, 2009 Haha, yeah, I did think this was a serious thread when I saw it in the mod forum at first, I thought he was too embarrassed to put it in SLaM. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
santo=dorf Posted January 4, 2009 Share Posted January 4, 2009 As was I. It is a cleanliness issue. If you're snipped you have less of a chance of infections and bacteria. I'm sure that at your age, you might be on the shelf for 4-6 weeks or so. To my understanding to avoid those infections you just regularly need to clean your dick. Can we really trust boys to make sure and touch themselves there in the shower? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthSideSox72 Posted January 4, 2009 Share Posted January 4, 2009 QUOTE (lostfan @ Jan 3, 2009 -> 08:59 PM) Haha, yeah, I did think this was a serious thread when I saw it in the mod forum at first, I thought he was too embarrassed to put it in SLaM. Right there with ya. My hat's off to shipps. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maggsmaggs Posted January 4, 2009 Share Posted January 4, 2009 QUOTE (danman31 @ Jan 3, 2009 -> 05:13 PM) Lies. You got your advice and then played it off as fake. I agreee Regardless, most hilarious thread on Soxtalk ever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Posted January 4, 2009 Share Posted January 4, 2009 I think it is hilarious how straight forward the title is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SouthsideDon48 Posted January 4, 2009 Share Posted January 4, 2009 Hahahahaha, hilarious thread, I'm still laughing about this whole thing, and the title of the whole thread is classic. "It's about my penis" hahahahaah Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
farmteam Posted January 4, 2009 Share Posted January 4, 2009 I didn't realize it was possible for the Thread of the Year award to be won three days into 2009. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEANS Posted January 4, 2009 Share Posted January 4, 2009 yeah my thoughts too, thread of the year and it's only the first week of January!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WilliamTell Posted January 4, 2009 Share Posted January 4, 2009 This thread will be tough to be in 2009. I've read it a few times and still keep laughing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chisoxfn Posted January 4, 2009 Author Share Posted January 4, 2009 I'll once again give Shipps credit...this was freaking hillarious. I showed my girlfriend and she spit out her drink laughing so hard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoodAsGould Posted January 4, 2009 Share Posted January 4, 2009 Its not about the size, its the girth Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southsider2k5 Posted January 4, 2009 Share Posted January 4, 2009 QUOTE (Chisoxfn @ Jan 4, 2009 -> 11:46 AM) I'll once again give Shipps credit...this was freaking hillarious. I showed my girlfriend and she spit out her drink laughing so hard. And then she said, "Well, Actually..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scenario Posted January 5, 2009 Share Posted January 5, 2009 (edited) My Top 10 Favorite: Reasons to NOT Get Circumcised (that I pulled together from different sites) 10. Because if it aint broke: don't fix it 9. Protection against sunburn (Not a big problem in the upper midwest, but probably handy in some parts of the world) 8. Because if you don't, you'll belong to an exclusive club that includes celebrities like Bono, Mick Jagger, almost every European you can think of... and Nick Nolte. 7. Avoid losing skin usable for plastic surgery 6. Can use foreskin to store contact lenses or smuggle heroin 5. Because condoms slip off circumcised penes more easily. (I never knew the plural of penis was penes. LOL) 4. Cost (That's why Elvis was intact.) 3. Circumcision results in loss of protection against frostbite*. (Yikes... see below) 2. Because the foreskin evolved over tens of millions of years and every male mammal has one. (God must have known what he was doing when he put it there. So why fool with mother nature?) And #1... So you can perform the full repertoire of "Puppetry of the Penis" (BTW - the website says they are looking for puppeteers if anyone is looking for a new gig.) *Frostbite? "...my private parts were nipped and swelled up. When I mentioned this to Mike, it turned out he was having the same problem only worse, with a blistered end. He was circumcised and therefore, in effect, had one less layer of insulation. I made a note of this factor in terms of selecting future candidates for polar expeditions." Sir Ranulph Fiennes - Mind Over Matter: the Epic Crossing of the Antarctic Continent A Few Sources: 39 Good Reasons Not to Circumcise 17 Functions of the Foreskin Famous Intact Men (A list of unsnipped actors, athletes, leaders, historical figures, etc.) Edited January 5, 2009 by scenario Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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