On a day where the White Sox wear their red throwbacks...they face the Red Sox.

 

 

Well, that s***'s confusing.

 

 

In the first corner...

 

 

G-FLOYD.

 

1-3, 3.10 ERA

 

VERSUS

 

 

THIS DICK.

 

2-2, 4.56 ERA.

 

SOX ON A LOSING SKID.

 

SHALL THEY REGAIN FORM?

 

AND DEFEAT THEIR DRUNK ASS COUSINS?

 

YES.

 

BECAUSE f*** ALL THE HATERS.

 

THIS.

 

IS.

 

WHITE SOX.

 

BASEBALL.

 

 

AND NOW. FOR YOUR CHICAGO WHITE SOX.

 

 

LINEUPS TO BE ANNOUNCED.

In the most unoriginal baseball joke you can ever tell when these two teams face each other.....

 

 

My money is on the Sox!

This just might be the greatest ever start to a game thread.

Edited April 29, 201213 yr by Chet Kincaid

Haha at "This Dick."

De Aza CF

Lillibridge 3B

Rios RF

Dunn 1B

Pierzynski C

Ramirez SS

Fukudome LF

Viciedo DH

Escobar 2B

 

Konerko was originally in the lineup and was scratched with a stiff neck.

Edited April 29, 201213 yr by flavum

Yay Lillibridge in the lineup against a RHP

At least we don't have to watch Beckham's pathetic attempts to hit. But without Konerko in the lineup, they probably lose again.

At least we don't have to watch Beckham's pathetic attempts to hit. But without Konerko in the lineup, they probably lose again.

No, you get to watch Escobar's and Lillibridge's pathetic attempts to hit.

 

 

 

No, you get to watch Escobar's and Lillibridge's pathetic attempts to hit.

LOL, yeah maybe only a slight improvement, but an improvement nonetheless.

Yay Lillibridge in the lineup against a RHP

I think the last time we complained about this he drew a walk his first PA and then got a hit the second PA...

Shack it is more that it's frustrating Lilly isn't playing more vs LHP

Shack it is more that it's frustrating Lilly isn't playing more vs LHP

i just hope robin realizes that he was the vast exception to the rule that guys who go 0-41 at any point in their big league career are typically not good baseball players. Hopefully he's not letting his own personal experience of struggling as a young player to cloud his judgement on Morel and beckham (morel more so than beckham - christ at least beckham has been decent for longer than 2 weeks in the bigs - morel has been absolutely abysmal for 95% of his big league time)

Edited April 29, 201213 yr by daa84

i just hope robin realizes that he was the vast exception to the rule that guys who go 0-41 at any point in their big league career are typically not good baseball players. Hopefully he's not letting his own personal experience of struggling as a young player to cloud his judgement on Morel and beckham (morel more so than beckham - christ at least beckham has been decent for longer than 2 weeks in the bigs - morel has been absolutely abysmal for 95% of his big league time)

I have more confidence in Morel turning it around than Beckham. Not saying Morel will, but just that he's more likely than Beckham.

Alex!

 

Nice to see him making adjustments...

I have more confidence in Morel turning it around than Beckham. Not saying Morel will, but just that he's more likely than Beckham.

While Morel can really suck, he doesn't have as many bad habits to unwind as Gordon...

 

Dunn crushed that

Mercy!

As for Gordon...I think he has a few more weeks to show improvement.

Lol @farmio: ahhh the estimated distance of dunn's homer... 6 blocks...LOL

What is this miraculous thing we're seeing here called offense?

Edited April 29, 201213 yr by hi8is

Bye A Gon!

That last curveball to Ross was one of the most disgustingly filthy breaking balls I have ever seen.

Gavin's yellow hammer looks wicked

What is this miraculous thing we're seeing here called offense?

 

It'd be nice to see 3 home runs a game.

That's the Sox game and we'd win the division with 3 bombs per night IMO.

 

Dunn is definitely a different player this year.

Could it be he really lost 20 pounds and it's helped him? He could not make contact at all last year. Anybody can hit 11 home runs when they try to hit it out every time.

We can say it's the hitting coach, but I'm thinking he actually did get in decent shape (for a huge man) and that's why he can actually make contact during some at bats. Last year he failed almost every at bat.

As to why the ball is elevating, maybe Manto deserves some credit for that. But don't you agree the big man has lost weight and that means a lot?

Horrible Tank...absolutely horrible