Quin Posted June 14, 2012 Share Posted June 14, 2012 (edited) LAST TIME IN WHITE SOX BASEBALL "Jake, now would be a good time for you to get angry." "That's my secret Captain, I'm always angry." And then Loki won as Captain America was refrozen in ice. LISTEN TO THIS TO GET PUMPED. In one corner with a 4-6 record and 4.25 ERA, we have Jake "Russell ain't my cousin, those outfits suck" Westbrook. In the other corner also with a 4-6 record but with a 5.38 ERA, Gavin "Hawkeye" Floyd. Why is he Hawkeye you may ask? One, we got an Avengers theme going. Two, because they were both mentally weak for the first halves, but have the skills to dominate. WILL HAWKEYE GET SMACKED IN THE HEAD BY BLACK WIDOW (This role currently taken by Phil Humber, because I said so. Plus, still better than "CucHumber.") AND REGAIN HIS FORM TO DOMINATE AND LEAD THE AVENGERS WHITE SOX TO VICTORY AGAINST LOKI DAVID FREESE AND THE CHITARI CARDINALS? YES. BECAUSE f*** ALL THE HATERS. THIS. IS. WHITE SOX. BASEBALL. "I have an army" "We have a Hulk" (For all intensive purposes, the mantle of "Hulk" goes to Dunn on days that Peavy is not pitching. This is when Peavy is merely Bruce Banner.) THIS GAMES GOOD LUCK CHARM: QUOTE (VictoryMC98 @ Sep 20, 2011 -> 07:04 PM) At best, he has a Juan Pierre type season.. QUOTE (Balta1701 @ Sep 20, 2011 -> 07:12 PM) At best? Juan Pierre can't run or field any more and has no power. De Aza with a handful of doubles would massively upgrade on Pierre. Only q is if he can keep the average up. He hits .270 and he is a massive upgrade on Pierre. LINEUPS TO BE ANNOUNCED. Edited June 14, 2012 by Quinarvy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kev211 Posted June 14, 2012 Share Posted June 14, 2012 I don't even know what to say. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quin Posted June 14, 2012 Author Share Posted June 14, 2012 QUOTE (kev211 @ Jun 14, 2012 -> 03:23 AM) I don't even know what to say. "Sit back, relax and strap it down"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kev211 Posted June 14, 2012 Share Posted June 14, 2012 Sit back, relax and strap it down Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hi8is Posted June 14, 2012 Share Posted June 14, 2012 i poop on little people? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southsider2k5 Posted June 14, 2012 Share Posted June 14, 2012 :headbang :headbang :headbang :headbang Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hogan873 Posted June 14, 2012 Share Posted June 14, 2012 The first post of this thread should be enough to ensure a White Sox victory today. Oh, and I loved the old post predicting De Aza would have a Pierre-like season. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChiSox_Sonix Posted June 14, 2012 Share Posted June 14, 2012 QUOTE (pittshoganerkoff @ Jun 14, 2012 -> 09:00 AM) The first post of this thread should be enough to ensure a White Sox victory today. Oh, and I loved the old post predicting De Aza would have a Pierre-like season. At BEST Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flavum Posted June 14, 2012 Share Posted June 14, 2012 Big game tonight. Floyd needs to get it going. Plus a win tonight will enhance the enjoyment of watching Sale vs Kershaw tomorrow night. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyyle23 Posted June 14, 2012 Share Posted June 14, 2012 For all intensive purposes, lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iamshack Posted June 14, 2012 Share Posted June 14, 2012 I really think someone needs to send Q's game thread intros to Brooks... Honestly, Q could create these things and they could sell them with scorecards at the front of the stadium. I would pay money for these things, and they would become collectible. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Balta1701 Posted June 14, 2012 Share Posted June 14, 2012 I do like that I'm in there defending De Aza, but I'm curious as to how that wound up happening. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyyle23 Posted June 14, 2012 Share Posted June 14, 2012 QUOTE (Balta1701 @ Jun 14, 2012 -> 08:48 AM) I do like that I'm in there defending De Aza, but I'm curious as to how that wound up happening. Come on now, it was VictoryMC. Everything he said was argued Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LittleHurt05 Posted June 14, 2012 Share Posted June 14, 2012 Westbrook vs. Floyd? Over/under = 15 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chw42 Posted June 14, 2012 Share Posted June 14, 2012 Love the Floyd and Hawkeye comparison. xD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elrockinMT Posted June 14, 2012 Share Posted June 14, 2012 I speak the obvious when I say a win would be nice and consequently a quality start from Floyd. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quin Posted June 14, 2012 Author Share Posted June 14, 2012 QUOTE (KyYlE23 @ Jun 14, 2012 -> 08:14 AM) For all intensive purposes, lol Was hoping that'd make someone laugh. QUOTE (Balta1701 @ Jun 14, 2012 -> 08:48 AM) I do like that I'm in there defending De Aza, but I'm curious as to how that wound up happening. Congrats! QUOTE (KyYlE23 @ Jun 14, 2012 -> 08:54 AM) Come on now, it was VictoryMC. Everything he said was argued Because this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sunofgold Posted June 14, 2012 Share Posted June 14, 2012 GF is from Iowa? I did not know that. Then "if you build it, he will come." C'mon Gavin Droid. You have to fill that void. The void is the area between our outstanding starters and our sucky starters. Just get a quality start in there. We should be able to 'put it on the board' against the anti-Jake. Just.win.it! GO.WHITE.SOX! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ross Posted June 14, 2012 Share Posted June 14, 2012 Jake "Russell ain't my cousin, those outfits suck" Westbrook. I lol'd. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kapzk Posted June 14, 2012 Share Posted June 14, 2012 Is Dunn playing tonight? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chw42 Posted June 14, 2012 Share Posted June 14, 2012 (edited) QUOTE (sunofgold @ Jun 14, 2012 -> 10:48 AM) GF is from Iowa? I did not know that. Then "if you build it, he will come." C'mon Gavin Droid. You have to fill that void. The void is the area between our outstanding starters and our sucky starters. Just get a quality start in there. We should be able to 'put it on the board' against the anti-Jake. Just.win.it! GO.WHITE.SOX! Floyd is from Maryland. Gavin is far from a robot, he's too inconsistent to be one. Edited June 14, 2012 by chw42 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cali Posted June 14, 2012 Share Posted June 14, 2012 Gavin, would you just...? Sigh, come on, Man... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bjm676 Posted June 14, 2012 Share Posted June 14, 2012 Gavin Floyd looks like Daniel Tosh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chw42 Posted June 14, 2012 Share Posted June 14, 2012 QUOTE (robinventura23 @ Jun 14, 2012 -> 11:52 AM) Gavin Floyd looks like Daniel Tosh Now if he had Daniel Tosh's brain, things would be a lot better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quin Posted June 14, 2012 Author Share Posted June 14, 2012 QUOTE (sunofgold @ Jun 14, 2012 -> 10:48 AM) GF is from Iowa? I did not know that. Then "if you build it, he will come." C'mon Gavin Droid. You have to fill that void. The void is the area between our outstanding starters and our sucky starters. Just get a quality start in there. We should be able to 'put it on the board' against the anti-Jake. Just.win.it! GO.WHITE.SOX! That was an Avengers reference. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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