Lost rebuilding season? Check
Desperate team looking for anyone to pin a positive story on? Check
Fringe AAAA 1/2 tool player having an insanely hot streak that the White Sox will want to “move forward” with in their latest “off the scrap heap” love affair? Check mate
I would love to believe in this guy, but I just can’t. He’s too old, too slow, too left handed, too one dimensional.
Please Please Please let him come back to earth before the Kool Aid Man reaches the White Sox FO