Kid Gleason

Smoking. I love doing pizza from scratch. But right now my big favorite is risotto.

QUOTE (daa84 @ Sep 27, 2008 -> 08:03 PM) this is enormous news......bullington is awful...hes not even AAA fodder...if we can't beat him with mark on the mound we dont deserve to even sniff the division trophy Come on, you've seen the Sox in the past 10+ years, right? Their achilles heal is pitchers they have never seen before. I'm still convinced one of this teams greatest faults is scouting.

A truly great person and somebody who knew what to do with his star power. My Mom will be crushed today for sure. RIP to one of a kind.

I like the episode where Gary goes off with Patrick and Spongebob gets the new snail with the bad attitude. I agree with Critic, I thought it was dolphin noises.

I actually liked the Seinfeld / Gates commercials. They were so stupid they were great. Pretty sure they were meant to be as bad as they were, and that was part of the charm. Gates came the closest to capturing a "Dave Thomas" persona as I have seen yet for any person in charge of a company.

Oh, it also helps that my wife finds bald men very attractive.

I had always thought I would eventually do the hair transplant thing, but then I found out how expensive they were and how extremely painful they are to get, and I realized I was no where near vain enough to go through all of that.

I'm not bald...I just dye my hair "Foxy Flesh" color.

I got Power Pros for my DS the other day. It's a great game, but it's awful silly how tough the Red Sox are to beat.

Bald people are silly looking.

She Sell Sanctuary by The Cult when my home phone calls. It is my sanctuary afterall. Nervous Breakdown by Black Flag when a call comes from work. Still deciding what others should be.

Wow...it's been a loooooong time. New York Dolls - Jetboy: One of the greatest guitar riffs ever written, from one of the most overrated guitarists to ever exist. Kill For Thrills - Motorcycle Cowboys: One of the bands that was supposed to be "the next Guns N Roses" when it came to contracts in the 80's. Featuring Gilby Clarke (who would go on to GnR), Michael Nesmiths son Jason, and Brent Muscat's (Faster Pussycat) brother. Decent band. Chequered Past - Underworld: A Punk supergroup! Clem Burke, Steve Jones, Michael Des Barres and a bunch of mediocre ROCK tunes. Though the album does feature a killer version of the tune "Are You Sure Hank Would Have Done It This Way?"! Slade - The Soul, The Roll, And The Motion: I'm always amazed at how great this band was everytime I hear them. One of the most "Rock" voices to ever exist. These boys were just one hook after another! Ian Hunter - Purgatory: My "Go To" artist whenever anybody tries to make excuses for KISS, Aerosmith, Rolling Stones, or any long running act turning out crap material for years upon years. Ian has been going since the early 70's and still turns out amazing album after amazing album! Moe Berg - Temporary Girl: The great leader of The Pursuit Of Happiness. Critic sent me this solo stuff from Moe, and it is greatly hit or miss. This tune is decent. Mother Love Bone - Man Of Golden Words: I stand convinced that the music scene of the 90's would have been drastically different had Andrew Wood not died. That single death changed music so much. There would have been no Pearl Jam had he not died. The "Rock Star" would have thrived instead of died. Andrew was the heir to the David Lee Roth throne. Instead he died, and with it the music scene turned on the "Rock Star" idea. Dogs D'Amour - The Kid From Kensington: Somebody somewhere is paying attention. I saw Mother Love Bone when they toured with the Dogs on the Dogs only US tour. Hung out with both bands after the show. Recently hung out with Tyla from the Dogs again. Sadly he doesn't remember that first time, though he spoke highly of Andrew Wood. Tyla refuses to do this song anymore, saying "Jo Dog wrote it, he's a ****". Brian O'Blivion - Balloon Animals: Former vocalist from Detroit's Thee Trash Brats released this brilliant album a couple years ago. This song is an incredibly hooky, bouncy, fun song...all about spousal abuse and jealousy. Speaks against it kids, so take it easy. Zodiac Mindwarp & The Love Reaction - Untamed Stare: Still one of the greatest band names ever! One of the sleaziest, trashiest, coolest albums ever recorded ever. "Prime Mover" is still the song to beat on this one, but this track is just as much fun as any other on the album. Bonus Track Because The Critic Says We Need One: The Replacements - Takin' A Ride: The greatest band ever turned out by the United States. Really didn't matter which song came up from them, they were ALL great! Well, except that piece of junk "All Shook Down" album. But that wasn't The Mats.

I'm at work, so life sucks to some extent. But anyways. I had a thing of Select Harvest Minestrone soup. Decent stuff, I guess.

Weasel himself was an arrogant prick back in the day. I'll give his show a shot though.

Oh come on, the guy is actually a great actor and extremely versatile. I could easily see him playing that role.

How about Paul Reubens as Riddler?

Whoa, missed this one! Hope ya had a crazy-ass day!!!

Ghost In the Graveyard Kickball Running Bases Wiffle Ball (a friend even had a wiffle ball diamond in his back yard) We also managed to prove how stupid we were. We played Jarts, but our way of doing it was we would split into two groups. One group would be in the front of the house, the other group in the back. Then we would throw the Jarts over the house to see how close we could get.

Best thread in the history of the internet.

The last 4 minutes of that song sound like a bunch of guys who forgot how to play Metal and decided to consult the Heavy Metal Manual 101. Uninspired and tired sounding. The first 5 minutes sound like a band cashing in on two of their most beloved "Metal ballad" tunes, "One" and "Fade To Black". I have no doubt the Metallica faithful will rejoice though, and I have no doubt the diehard Metalhead crowds will still yawn.

QUOTE (Balance @ Aug 21, 2008 -> 02:37 PM) Is there a knife or other sharp object protruding from your abdomen? So far this is the best diagnosis I have read here yet. I'm still waiting for the answer though.

I think we should just say we are the Master Race and be done with it. No? What...has that been used???

QUOTE (Athomeboy_2000 @ Aug 15, 2008 -> 10:57 PM) A possum is pretty far from bigfoot on the evolutionary scale. Like I said in my post, they claim that it might have been what he ate since the samples they took came from the intestine. But this also means it probably eats people since the other DNA testing came back as human.

I guess that Biscardi guy is NOT a well known, well respected, Bigfoot hunter. In fact, he is actually regarded as a scam artist in the Bigfoot world. I've been bouncing around numerous Bigfoot sites since this news conference and have yet to find anything positive said about the guy. As much as I would love for this to be real, I also in a way hope it's not. Ever since I was a kid the idea of Bigfoot being real has creeped me out and is one of the things that if I see movies, tv shows, or read a book about the critter, I get the willies something fierce. That would be just my luck. I could have a fear of werewolves, vampires, zombies, whatever. But nope, the one "imaginary" thing I DO actually have a fear of turns out to be real. PLUS they take a sample of the guy and find HUMAN DNA in there!!! Sure, they find the possum DNA and rationalize it by saying that he probably ate a possum!!! So how do you explain the human DNA!?! Yeah, they find one of the bastards finally and it turns out he EATS PEOPLE! I am never leaving my house if that thing proves to be real. F**k*r might eat me.

QUOTE (shipps @ Aug 15, 2008 -> 05:40 PM) Is there any word on whether it hit the fan or went up the creek? Sometimes it is the obvious jokes that get the biggest laughs.