Milkman delivers

Dylan Cease threw a complete game no-hitter less than two months ago. Stop with the fucking sad sack hyperbole.

I know you were joking, but seriously how many scouts do they actually have now? It’s gotta be close to zero.

These threads always remind me of a pattern I pointed out years ago. When a team is bad, there are two types of fans. One set attacks and ridicules the team. The other set attacks and ridicules the other type of fans. They’re both relieving the stress of rooting for a loser, but only one picks the right thing to be mad at.

I feel sorry for guys that sign here. They have to be somewhat embarrassed on a professional level. The actual talent is signing everywhere else. They’re lowered to having to scrape the bottom of the barrel. They’re grabbing that last MLB contract before they’re out of baseball.

Which fielders ran into each other earlier?

This is where I’m at. I think most fans are.

I would’ve guessed much less.

Jeanne Calment (122), but it’s argued that the daughter took over her identity and that she actually died long before that.

Good thing it’s September. What’s a jib? Almost?

They would have to go .500 the rest of the year just to tie the 2003 Tigers.

Looks like we might have been better off losing that year by not hiring Getz, huh, JR?

Show me the rule!

C’mon, you guys are stealing my bit.

Wasn’t enough to just ruin your own life. You had to drag us all down with you.

It’s far worse than that. Anger would mean they care. The (former) fans just do not give a s%*# about the team anymore. It will take a lot of work and several years to win them back.

That starter looked terrible, too. Seemed like they were gonna score some runs today in the first few innings.

Another 1-run game.

The worst season in professional sports history so far. The Sox will likely still be in professional sports next season.

What is going on with the defense against the Sox recently?

Over the albino, I think.

I do. Seems exactly like a Sox thing to do.

I have at least two blank jerseys. Should they break the record, I’m definitely having the number of losses sewn onto the back of them.

What are some people’s stance on spanking? I’d love to hear from you all.

What?

Me either.