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Come on Bronze Titan, lets see you become comeback player of the year

a little off topic, John Salmons is Wesley Snipes doppelganger

Donte Stallworth hits and kills pedestrian with his Bentley

QUOTE (shipps @ Mar 15, 2009 -> 05:06 AM) I win. shipps is the f***ing king of alcoholic beverages. I will not reveal the results of the contest because there is NO need when I have the ability to type and DBAHO IS A f***ING WASTED LOSER OF THE WORLD DRINKING CLASSIC. He did last longer than 10:00pm for the record, but I dont think it was much past 1:00am pfffffft, shipps was probably taking water shots and drinking odouls by the end of the night while feeding DBAHO makers mark and Steel Reserve

QUOTE (BearSox @ Mar 15, 2009 -> 10:29 AM) I'm not taking anything away from the home run as Anderson did come with the big hit, but it wasn't really all that impressive. You put any other batter in that situation and he likely at the very least gets a sac fly, 9 out of 10 times.

QUOTE (BearSox @ Mar 15, 2009 -> 10:46 AM) I just wanted to say, Cubano, you are the man! Why are you Cubano's little cheerleader everytime he brings up communism and capitalism?

steak and get laid night is a good alternative I have found. although i subsituted sushi for steak, so I pretty much made my own little holiday.

ah luv alisay/aleshay/alexi/alexeieio

i really, really, really dislike Devendorf. I would love to see someone swat one of his three pointers into the 15th row after all the trash talking he does

Even though this guy was a Vet and not a people doctor, this girl was a complete moron to think that he wouldnt notice that he was drugged up.

QUOTE (caulfield12 @ Mar 13, 2009 -> 02:59 PM) Wise, CF 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .412 Nix, 2B 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .714 Pierzynski, C 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .444 Konerko, 1B 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .280 Fields, 3B 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .313 Anderson, B, RF 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .192 Lillibridge, SS 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .269 Owens, LF 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .200 Floyd, P 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000 Wow, talk about your anemic offensive line-ups...this is one of the most anemic possible that Ozzie must have drawn out of a a hat. No Quentin, no Alexei, no Dye, Thome still out with the iffy back, no Viciedo, no Beckham. And pitchers batting. LOL, and the Sox go out and win 15-4

http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/news;_ylt=Aga3...o&type=lgns Interesting take on Prior.

I wonder where the spider bite was on his body? His lower back?

QUOTE (Melissa1334 @ Mar 13, 2009 -> 10:04 AM) (dont get what this has to do with the cubs lol) yea, its funny bcuz literally everyone thinks cq was a fluke last year. hes not even rated as a top 20 ofer lol baseball perspectives(or however u spell it) and all those sites think it was nsbb.com is a big cubs forum

QUOTE (RockRaines @ Mar 12, 2009 -> 11:12 AM) Theres a pretty hilarious thread on nsbb.com talking about how Quentin's HR's last year were lucky. Just goes to prove that if you want to find a metric to prove any point in baseball, you can make it up and people will fall in line That BS that roast is talking about only takes into account that homeruns could be lucky if they are windblown. Well what happens if the wind is blowing in? Do you get extra points in the stupid metric for that?

.....and the crowd goes wild

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Trent Reznor posted this on his recent Twitter LOL

QUOTE (Dick Allen @ Mar 11, 2009 -> 10:23 AM) Does anyone remember what Carlos Quentin hit last spring? .227 Joe Crede hit .135 and was a big reason for the White Sox early wins. Nick Swisher hit .294. Brian Anderson hit .365 and led the team in homers last spring. He hardly got to play. If he were Cuban, Cubano would have been up in arms. Tomo Okha's ERA was 0.90. He couldn't get batters out in AAA. Floyd's ERA last spring was over 6.00. Spring stats mean nothing. All the Josh Kroeger excitement will be forgotten a year from now. Any worry about Quentin will be forgotten as well. You just have to hope your better players are healthy. LMAO, too true. I could picture the retaliation thread aimed towards Ozzie right now

QUOTE (G&T @ Mar 10, 2009 -> 08:46 PM) Dude, you have no idea. When I was younger I wanted anything that I saw on TV. I would have bought a Bag-o-Glass. LOL, that was a great SNL skit

QUOTE (farmteam @ Mar 11, 2009 -> 01:14 AM) So I couldn't remember if I had actually signed up for Soxtalk League 1 on Yahoo. I go and check, and I had made a team called "Sandwiches" and was like, wtf, why did I pick that name. Then I remembered I had created the team while very drunk and eating Jimmy John's. At least I spelled it right. LOL, that is 10 different kinds of awesome

QUOTE (shipps @ Mar 10, 2009 -> 05:13 PM) Soooooooooo you voted BK shots??? face it, your ploy to sway the minds of soxtalk with your sleazy unoriginal marketing has failed. BK burger shots, my friend, are 2009 Crystal Clear Pepsi. QUOTE (Y2HH @ Mar 10, 2009 -> 04:57 PM) Burger King is notorious for copying (or attempting to copy) anything others in that industry do that's successful. They tried to copy McDonalds fries in the early 2000's. In the mid 2000's they tried to copy the mega burger type of things from Hardee's, when Hardee's started seeing success by marketing unhealthy in an era of healthy. Now they're copying White Castle.

QUOTE (Brian @ Mar 10, 2009 -> 03:50 PM) The show gave me my "Pleasantly Surprised Moment of the Week", when April took her shirt off. The clothes they had her in made me believe that she may have been over weight. Nice body. I laughed when he was "premature" but tried to make it off like they shouldn't of been making out. Thats exactly what I was saying a few posts back. the girl has a well defined set of abs. And other things

QUOTE (bmags @ Mar 10, 2009 -> 02:58 PM) He seems to be there every year introducing bands huh, i thought he distanced himself from the planning aspect because he didnt like how mainstream it became. But then again, i didnt know if he came back or not after the hiatus that lolla took

QUOTE (bmags @ Mar 10, 2009 -> 02:46 PM) I wasn't disparaging them, just making the joke that Perry Farrel put his own (albeit former) band as the headliner for his festival. I thought Perry Ferrell is no longer involved/affiliated with Lollapalooza?