Dick Allen

Why do some White Sox have their patch on the right sleeve and some on the left sleeve?

The legend Steve Stone sure sounds different when Maldonado fucks up than when Grandal did it.

Maybe Benintendis thumb will be healed next year.

Yeah the roster wasn’t ideal until they substituted Sosa for Robert. Too many good players kept Sosa in Charlotte. Throw White Sox fans some sort of bone and fire this dope tonight.

You told us the bullpen was stacked.

Leone is great. A huge HELP. Popeye yet another Getz developmental failure.

DeJong is a 2 outcome hitter.

I’m going to give him the benefit of the doubt for being the new guy, but if he’s still giving the same broadcast 50 games from now, I’m calling him a chooch.

Cash Considerations again. jR is popping champagne.

Give Gavin an extension..

Not bad.

Sox have been outscored 32-12 so far. Hop on the train, Pedro isn't waiting for you.

Yeah you never see White Sox teams, especially the ones managed by Pedro Grifol make fundamental mistakes. HE. IS.A. JOKE.

Not too worried about losing Popeye. I'll just go with what they are saying he is away with a family matter. It would be hysterical if he was away because he did something untoward, and lost his spot to Clevinger.

I would like to see some guy not drafted in the first round, become a player who, if you team was actually good, you would expect to help win games. Where are these guys? You give the guy credit for Mena, yet he traded him before he ever played an MLB game. Nothing is ever on him. He got hired because he will bow down to JR. He owes him. He wouldn't be a GM for any other MLB team.

Montgomery is good but he was a pretty high pick. We will see on the others, and he got rid of Mena. If you really want to put a feather in his cap for the last 4 guys, you either are Chris Getz or close to him. THEY ALL SUCK.

Development was a problem before he came to the White Sox, and didn't change for the better while he was working that area.

It was a Seinfeld episode, but many years ago the company I worked for went bankrupt, and I got a new job. I had to take a drug test, but it was, whenever. I wanted to take it right away and get it over with but my wife told me she gave me a poppyseed bagel and I would flunk it. I looked it up on line, and apparently it's true. Doesn't last in your system as long as the real thing, but if your timing is off, you fail.

Maybe he has to wait a bit before he takes the drug test. Might have ate a poppyseed muffin.

Mena would have shut them out.

It is being sung.

The first 3 games were interesting to watch. Yesterday was abysmal. If 3 out of 4 are watchable this season, I'll take it.

Sox are paying Leury Garcia almost double what they owe Clevinger.

It's to the point now, LaRussa wouldn't take the job. He got the f*** out of Oakland as soon as they got bad. His legacy is already tarnished. He can only tarnish it some more if he put a uniform on again.

What if that board that he was supposed to be evaluated by said he needed therapy, wouldn't that technically be MLB mandated therapy?