Quin

bro

That went very, very far.

Admiring Robert, clearly.

I think he's firmly at 2B for now, but I do wonder what having a solid-to-above average 2B would do for stabilizing the infield. Without any evidence whatsoever to back it up, I feel like TA and Yoan are the type of players that play better defense when they have better defenders around them.

But does he have the same odds of finishing the season???

Oof. Feel better brother.

@DirtySox, you having any problems with the stream? It keeps going in and out for me.

I assume we didn't buy Codify because they told Jerry to sign Rodon. Just picturing Giolito-Rodon-Cease-Lynn-Kopech right now is...absolutely disgusting. And it was right. fucking. there.

I think we all experienced it last night.

May the Asche Man lead us to victory. CornDoggy doodle for good luck.

Bro it was a perfect game...after which all of his magic died. If anyone has Humber's pre and post perfect game splits, I'd love to see them. But I was mainly talking about super high draft pick / touted prospect.

Easy win.

Only once he becomes the next Lastings Milledge or Phillip Humber.

This got moves to diamond club because all of these dudes are now on other teams. I added Danish, because inevitably, someone will mention him.

Another day, another hit for Yolbert.

@Kalapse has dark powers

Well, they got the right guy to fill the gap.

Sheets bunting for a hit is an inspired choice.

"The White Sox dugout is going crazy" video shows Eloy kinda dancing after Robert home run

Easy win.

I will never doubt the powers of Cody Asche.

Just bring him up.

DOUBLE WOO

WOO

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