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Tauchman! Sosa is on a fucking heater.

"2 player draft"

Sosa drawing walks is becoming...a thing? League fucked.

I feel bad for Cannon. Sophomore season and he looks cooked.

Did Schriffen actually ask Gordon how kids can make gold glove plays and Gordon rolled with it like he did those while he was here

Hell yeah Mead. But also, while I've come around on Vargas, holy s%*# does Schriffen realize he's hitting .229

"I hate Josh Naylor" - Copy - Paste Every game thread against Naylor.

...wish granted?

Let me watch Robert-Colson back-to-backs for years, please.

oh my god Colson

God this sounds nightmarish.

God damn.

This is like saying the Yankees hat is bland. Two contrasting colors using a good design is clean. Becoming the 14th MLB team to use red as a color is bland. As for it not being a black and white world: I'm not sure if you're going for the world being morally gray, which makes no sense in context of baseball, or fashion not being black and white, which is exactly why their current brand is fashionable.

Asked AI to create a modern, minimalist logo and this is what I'd roughly expect

Andrew Vaughn delivering in mysterious ways.

People are so giddy about a rebrand, thinking it'd be a throw back to a past uniform. If there's a rebrand, it's going to be a modern, minimalist logo (look at the NBA losing all flavor). Keep the classic looking that could skyrocket in popularity (moreso than it already has) by fielding a good team.

If I had to guess, it's cause his friends were still around, so he might have been doing whatever he could to try to put the dying embers of that team on his back and keep the band together.

On pace for 70 RBIs. I think that's perfectly reasonable to expect.

Luis might be one of the biggest vibes-driven players I've ever seen.

I think the better question is that of the Padres 2024 top prospects, how did we get #5 (Thorpe), #7 (Zavala) and #8 (Iriarte) and not ask for the #6 shortstop (De Vries).

I'll raise my hand and eat mad crow.

I want to believe but after getting burned by the last rebuild the only chickens I'm going to dare count are Colson Montgomery Edgar Quero Kyle Teel Lenyn Sosa Sean Burke Grant Taylor (reliever) Meidroth is on the borderline — he's the closest we can get to a reincarnated Nellie Fox since you know who — for me and Vargas graduated from "jettison into the sun" to "wait and see" territory. No owner is gonna ditch branding that is profitable despite the team being catastrophically bad. All you do is risk another team taking that spot (like Jay-Z tried with the Nets).

Gio this year + ReyLo last year is softened a bit by Quero and hopefully Bush. The rebuild hitters (outside of bratwurst-fueled Vaughn) aren't painful to watch, but damn if it doesn't hurt seeing Crochet-Giolito-Reynaldo-Rodon-Cease, let alone Chris Sale.

Plesac and Schriffen match each other's weirdness.

I don't know if you're familiar with banner curse, but this feels like it would invoke the same problems