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Amazing

Faiardo has a small sample size and it's rookie ball, but the 18-year-old seems to be doing pretty good. I guess Booser was supposed to be a flip candidate for stuff better than Fajardo

Booser remains the strangest acquisition to me.

I love how this is taking on a life of its own and he's embracing it. Cardinals are probably sitting there like "what the f***?"

As long as we're going down stupid rabbit holes, Devers would only cost the Sox 18,142,857 Sydney Sweeney soap bars

Not counting this year, Devers has $254M left on his contract. JR would never, never approve such a deal. Why is this so hard for you to comprehend?

Vaughn being traded has been the worst thing for the Elko movement, it seems.

I've never said a bad thing about Miguel "The Swing Change" Vargas. Just don't look at my post history or sworn affidavits.

I agree. I broke my "don't buy an active player jersey" rule for a TA Southside jersey. But if you mention him nowadays, everyone will spit his name out with venom because of how it ended. Hell, people love celebrating him failing with the Marlins and Angels.

If we're declaring victories with Smith, Vargas, Meidroth, and Quero this early, then Moncada, Eloy, TA, and Robert were all massive successes.

This is amazing, but I'm also a little mad that Brooks Boyer lucked into one of the greatest opportunities possible here.

Meidroth for the Beckham hair seal of approval.

"Pope wearing Sox hat" was definitely on everyone's bingo card, right?

Sox are winning today

Wtf was in the Carolina water tonight.

This looks right, except Rojas will somehow start.

Birthday Milkshakes.

@caulfield12, Ron is being sarcastic here.

I was trying to figure out how tf Fernando Tatis Jr. was pitching five innings without it blowing up social media.

I haven't turned the game on yet but I assume a swing change hasn't been mentioned yet, which is making Vargas under perform.

Y'all need to familiarize yourselves with the philosophy that the simplest explanation — racists doing racist things — is what happened instead of trying to galaxy brain up excuses for vile actions.

I know we talked about this when Ishbia first backed out of the Twins deal to buy more of the Sox, but if this is the Ishbias together, like the Suns, they would the 4th wealthiest owners in baseball after Guggenheim Partners, Steve Cohen and Rogers Communications.

I know edgy teens have loved vandalizing things with swastikas for a while now - my freshman year in college, one kid literally made a swastika out of s%*# on a bathroom stall door - but it just feels different when it's defacing a blank slate vs. art honoring guys, regardless of the age of the perpetrators. Cause this was intended to hurt the local community and getting rid of the swastikas (and n-word painted on Jackie) means they can't just use a power washer like you could on a blank slate. f*** these people.

Elkomania is crazy.

It is @Kyyle23's burden