Expectations so low you can trip on them!

Even our front office is injured!

Increasing shareholder value since 1981!

We're not the Cubs!

"we know you're full of it and will still buy tix and beer you peasants"

 

If we don't win, it's not our fault.

11 minutes ago, Dick Allen said:

If we don't win, it's not our fault.

I miss when Don Cooper used to blame the fans.

“2023 White Sox: hey look! We got rid of Tony!”

"We'll earn your trust" 

2023 White Sox: still firmly seated at the table

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Sorry not sorry we raised parking prices! 

We are trying REALLY HARD! 

It could be worse! 

or

Mediocrity is the new winning!

5 minutes ago, EloyJenkins said:

We are trying REALLY HARD! 

Are they?

6 minutes ago, Chimpton said:

Are they?

It's a slogan. in 2005 would they have died if they didn't win? ?

Untested, unsafe and ineffective

But they were never actually convicted!

"This is not a rebuilding situation."

 

"A small market team in a big market"

10 minutes ago, Balta1701 said:

"This is not a rebuilding situation."

 

Do you think those social media releases have to be approved by Rick, Kenny and Jerry?

"WE. DON'T. CARE." 

"statistically, we're due."

The art of trying really hard while doing next to nothing...

“We left you another voicemail about a season ticket opportunity”

Good seats available

 

well, crap. I didn’t embed that.

"WE DON'T CARE WHAT YOU THINK"

5 hours ago, southsider2k5 said:

But they were never actually convicted!

I'm laughing and crying at the same time.