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White Sox Baseball is like the silly web site spin the wheel to see your discount feature, only in this case the wheel lands on a losing space each time. 

White Sox  baseball is like New Years Eve. Pure joy and happiness!!!!

A keg of beer with no tapper 

Getting kicked in the balls every day of your life.

It's a video daily double

White Sox Baseball is like.....

 

 

It's like a root canal with no Novocain. 

White Sox baseball is like a box of chocolates. And by chocolates I mean candy corn. Covered in bees. On fire.

White Sox baseball is like a box of unlabeled chocolates...

... and you're allergic to nuts. You know that one of these days it will kill you but you keep coming back for more.

Whitesox baseball is like drinking a ton of shitty beer and having a raging hangover the next day lol

… Cleveland football

White Sox baseball is like being in an abusive relationship. You love them; you want to give and share happiness with them. But all you ever get back is disappointment and pain. And as that pain and disappointment is being dished out on us, we’re constantly being treated with disdain; reminded that this pain is all we deserve and we should be thankful for whatever we get.

Hope I can say this here..

Like having the worlds biggest d*** and not being able to get it up (not that I would know)

herpes simplex 1. Irratating as hell once in a while.And you never really get it out of your system.

A slow painful death

 

2 hours ago, Snopek said:

White Sox baseball is like a box of chocolates. And by chocolates I mean candy corn. Covered in bees. On fire.

Brass tacks, like Peeps

2 hours ago, vilehoopster said:

White Sox baseball is like being in an abusive relationship. You love them; you want to give and share happiness with them. But all you ever get back is disappointment and pain. And as that pain and disappointment is being dished out on us, we’re constantly being treated with disdain; reminded that this pain is all we deserve and we should be thankful for whatever we get.

Grim as f***…but pretty accurate.

5 hours ago, vilehoopster said:

White Sox baseball is like being in an abusive relationship. You love them; you want to give and share happiness with them. But all you ever get back is disappointment and pain. And as that pain and disappointment is being dished out on us, we’re constantly being treated with disdain; reminded that this pain is all we deserve and we should be thankful for whatever we get.

For every S there is a M

White Sox baseball is like Bears football.

White Sox baseball is like Bears Football 2022

White Sox Baseball is like having a drunk, abusive father. 

You’re born into it and really can’t do much to change it. You realize they are never going to change but you hold out hope things will change, and never do. Every so often they’ll surprise you with a good deed, and you think this may be the turning point, but they always go back to their old ways. You’ve given up on them, but deep down all you want is for them to love you back, even though you know it won’t happen.

(After I wrote that I realized how dark that was, and thankful my dad has zero of those qualities ?)

17 hours ago, South Side Hit Men said:

 

One of the all-time comedy classics that sadly is obscure and shouldn't be. 

 

White Sox  baseball is like insulting baseball.

White Sox Baseball is like...accepting you will be a extreme masochist fan for most of your life accept for the occasional lucky exception here and there. 

a wounded animal struggling through the under brush . refusing to give in, it continues on, slowly staggering forward, until, to it's own great surprise, finally collapses, and fades into obscurity.