A-Train to 35th Posted April 20 Share Posted April 20 42 minutes ago, WhiteSox2023 said: Neal Cocks/Craps (Neal Cotts) Dumbass Marte (Damaso Marte) Javier Basketcase (Javier Vázquez) El Dookie (Orlando “El Duque” Hernández) Booby Jenks (Bobby Jenks) Ross Choad (Ross Gload) Juan Urine (Juan Uribe) Geoff Bum (Geoff Blum) Alex Shitron (Alex Cintrón) Gavin Fraud (Gavin Floyd) John Stanks (John Danks) Adam Done (Adam Dunn) Philip Hummer (Philip Humber) Will Oh-Man! (Will Ohman) Jeff Crappinger (Jeff Keppinger) Adam LaChoach (Adam LaRoche) JB Sh1t (JB Shuck) Aaron Bummer (Aaron Bummer), his last name says it all. 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milkman delivers Posted April 20 Share Posted April 20 44 minutes ago, WhiteSox2023 said: Neal Cocks/Craps (Neal Cotts) Dumbass Marte (Damaso Marte) Javier Basketcase (Javier Vázquez) El Dookie (Orlando “El Duque” Hernández) Booby Jenks (Bobby Jenks) Ross Choad (Ross Gload) Juan Urine (Juan Uribe) Geoff Bum (Geoff Blum) Alex Shitron (Alex Cintrón) Gavin Fraud (Gavin Floyd) John Stanks (John Danks) Adam Done (Adam Dunn) Philip Hummer (Philip Humber) Will Oh-Man! (Will Ohman) Jeff Crappinger (Jeff Keppinger) Adam LaChoach (Adam LaRoche) JB Sh1t (JB Shuck) Gonna need some explaining on this one. 20 minutes ago, southsider2k5 said: You had to be here. It was a meme in like 2003/2004 Still memorialized in Buehrle>Wood’s avatar. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhiteSox2023 Posted April 20 Share Posted April 20 1 minute ago, A-Train to 35th said: Aaron Bummer (Aaron Bummer), his last name says it all. Yeah, I didn’t include him cuz he and his whole family line got screwed at birth with that last name. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhiteSox2023 Posted April 20 Share Posted April 20 1 minute ago, Milkman delivers said: Gonna need some explaining on this one. https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=choach Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Grinder Posted April 20 Share Posted April 20 The White Sux! As cub fans call us Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southsider2k5 Posted April 20 Share Posted April 20 24 minutes ago, Milkman delivers said: Gonna need some explaining on this one. Still memorialized in Buehrle>Wood’s avatar. I was trying to remember who kept it forever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milkman delivers Posted April 20 Share Posted April 20 2 hours ago, southsider2k5 said: I was trying to remember who kept it forever. The site was absolutely fire back then, as the kids say. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyyle23 Posted April 21 Share Posted April 21 GIDPaulie 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pale Sox Posted April 21 Share Posted April 21 (edited) I met Paul Quantrill at a charity golf tourney my cousin hosted. He’s a famous hockey player so I used to meet all these dudes. he said they used to call Frank the Big Skirt because he was always salty when he got pitches inside. I was younger then. More ballsy. I told him “it’s easy to nickname guys you can’t get out.” And he literally told me “ok no more, I’m leaving” and he left. Because of that! anyways, I would never say it but the big skirt? Judy is the one that came to mind for me Edited April 21 by Pale Sox 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhiteSox2023 Posted April 21 Share Posted April 21 (edited) Michael Suckroka / Shitroka Edited April 21 by WhiteSox2023 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Beast Posted April 21 Share Posted April 21 Paulie “He’s a piece of s%*#” Konerko Frank “Big Skirt” Thomas Mark “Lobster Foot” Johnson Rick “Jerry’s b****” Hahn Jim “Bad outing asshole” Parque Kenny “Can’t spend a dollar if you have $0.50” Williams Jamie “Welcome to earth Torii” Burke Tadahito “Gooch Cooch” Iguchi Herbert “Milk Cans” Perry Billy “Crotch” Koch Adam Dunn. Self explanatory. Tony “Hall of Fame Baseball Person” LaRussa Tony DUI LaRussa Everyday walk someone Damaso Marte Jose “Shrinkage” Canseco Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stinky Stanky Posted April 21 Share Posted April 21 You old enough to remember Juan Disgusto? (Agosto) 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeC Posted April 22 Share Posted April 22 On 4/20/2024 at 3:13 PM, A-Train to 35th said: Well he definitely redeemed himself in 2005 with that hit that landed at the base of the left field wall if I remember correctly. He kept the dream of the Sox winning a World Series alive, if not for that hit I'm afraid we would have never given our pitching staff a chance to dominate the Astros in the 4 game sweep to win it all.. One clutch hit by a Sox player in a big game moment should make him eligible for the Hall of Fame, because sadly I don't see the Sox playing a meaningful game in September anytime soon. Not to mention his walk-off homer against Cleveland in September. That was really the nail in the coffin on the division race for me. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stinky Stanky Posted April 22 Share Posted April 22 On 4/20/2024 at 10:31 PM, Stinky Stanky said: You old enough to remember Juan Disgusto? (Agosto) I should have mentioned that he was an inept reliever here, wound up in Pittsburgh, added a pitch and became the hottest reliever in the NL. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buehrle>Wood Posted April 22 Share Posted April 22 On 4/19/2024 at 2:42 PM, Flash Tizzle said: Im not saying these are great examples, but they immediately come to mind : Dead - Jermaine Dye. Which was usually followed with references to the Altered Beast video game intro “Rise from your grave.” Choke Crede Jizz Can - Luis Vizcaino Botch - Billy Koch Take me back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fathom Posted April 22 Share Posted April 22 I call my son’s manager “Grifol”….that’s as insulting as it gets. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeC Posted April 22 Share Posted April 22 11 minutes ago, fathom said: I call my son’s manager “Grifol”….that’s as insulting as it gets. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoshPR Posted April 22 Share Posted April 22 On 4/20/2024 at 6:44 PM, Milkman delivers said: The site was absolutely fire back then, as the kids say. Yes it was ... I remember one dude who used to hate Esteban Loaiza really bad and called him a choker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milkman delivers Posted April 22 Share Posted April 22 1 hour ago, JoshPR said: Yes it was ... I remember one dude who used to hate Esteban Loaiza really bad and called him a choker. I assumed for a minute you meant me, but he was before my time on Soxtalk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoshPR Posted April 22 Share Posted April 22 8 minutes ago, Milkman delivers said: I assumed for a minute you meant me, but he was before my time on Soxtalk. Nah. This was back in 03. I think the dudes name was old roman. I've been around on this board for a while. A lot of posters here were teenagers back then. Had a few older guys and middle guys like myself. It was fun. The 05 world series was fun. I was off for a while. Had some rough times those days 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeC Posted April 24 Share Posted April 24 On 4/22/2024 at 6:55 PM, JoshPR said: Nah. This was back in 03. I think the dudes name was old roman. I've been around on this board for a while. A lot of posters here were teenagers back then. Had a few older guys and middle guys like myself. It was fun. The 05 world series was fun. I was off for a while. Had some rough times those days That was when you were still pretty active on worldcrossing, too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southsider2k5 Posted April 24 Share Posted April 24 On 4/22/2024 at 5:55 PM, JoshPR said: Nah. This was back in 03. I think the dudes name was old roman. I've been around on this board for a while. A lot of posters here were teenagers back then. Had a few older guys and middle guys like myself. It was fun. The 05 world series was fun. I was off for a while. Had some rough times those days You'd be surprised... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoshPR Posted April 24 Share Posted April 24 5 hours ago, JoeC said: That was when you were still pretty active on worldcrossing, too. Yeah. I participated in both. But when world crossing hit the shitter I stayed here. I was read only on a few boards like WSI and ESPN Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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