Ryan vs Crochet

 

Edited April 29, 20241 yr by flavum

Keep it up @flavum!

Crochette as Ozzie calls him, is due for a good one.

Crochet's leg kick was taught to him by Chuck Norris

3 minutes ago, Falstaff said:

Crochet's leg kick was taught to him by Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris can actually pitch with his foot...while making a stiff bourbon cocktail with his hands.

Weather might clear for tonight I think. 

Crochet's SOs/9 leads the entire league*. Hope he gets a nice start.

*I assume this is among qualified starters.

7 game streak vs 3 game streak..

3 hours ago, Falstaff said:

Crochet's leg kick was taught to him by Chuck Norris

If that were the case, they should invent the intentional strikeout. Give hitters a chance to just walk away with their dignity.

We're actually better than the Marlins, lol.

7 minutes ago, chitownsportsfan said:

We're actually better than the Marlins, lol.

TA is hitting .220

7 minutes ago, 2Deep said:

TA is hitting .220

and slugging...253! That's a .033 ISO! Wow! Big time powah! 18  hits. No HR. 3 doubles. Stunt on 'em Timmy!

Twins are not a good team. Sox should continue their recent sizz tonight. My suggestion: Bet.The.House.

1 hour ago, chitownsportsfan said:

and slugging...253! That's a .033 ISO! Wow! Big time powah! 18  hits. No HR. 3 doubles. Stunt on 'em Timmy!

Amazing how far TA has fallen.  That is what's meant by "gotta keep your head in the game."

1 minute ago, greg775 said:

Twins are not a good team. Sox should continue their recent sizz tonight. My suggestion: Bet.The.House.

Welp, that was a nice winning streak while it lasted.

1 hour ago, chitownsportsfan said:

and slugging...253! That's a .033 ISO! Wow! Big time powah! 18  hits. No HR. 3 doubles. Stunt on 'em Timmy!

Third Fourth best average and 4th 10th best slugging on the White Sox.

Either @flavum has devil magic, Pham is baseball's PatBev, or the Sox are about to go back to the meat grinder.

Edit: Was doing a quick glance at Baseball-Reference. Filtered for minimum of 30 at-bats. Kevin Pillar is 6th in slugging. Yoan is 1st in average and 5th in slugging.

Sitting Pham is certainly an interesting decision. 

8 minutes ago, ChiSox59 said:

Sitting Pham is certainly an interesting decision. 

For real. Dude is on a mission to get to a contender for the last couple months of the season.

South Side SIT DOWN!! and enjoy the game!

2 hours ago, ChiSox59 said:

Sitting Pham is certainly an interesting decision. 

Grifol said he needs a break cuz he didn't have a spring training.

5 minutes ago, cuban_sammiches said:

Grifol said he needs a break cuz he didn't have a spring training.

Yeah I guess that’s fair.

Pooches at the ballpark tonight! Our dog would hang out on the concourse hitting people up for hotdogs, polish sausages and campfire milkshakes!

Just now, cuban_sammiches said:

Pooches at the ballpark tonight! Our dog would hang out on the concourse hitting people up for hotdogs, polish sausages and campfire milkshakes!

And he/she would be a good dog.

Vaughn might be the worst #2 hitter in recent memory and Ortega should basically never start.

Game on FS1 with AJP again today if anyone's looking for an alternative broadcast