Snopek

I believe the house has collapsed, the entire plot of land has disappeared into a sink hole and someone threw a stick of dynamite down into the hole.

This guy is just bursting at the seams with personality.

I wonder if teams would be hesitant to move him back to a relief role and risk messing with his development as a starter, thus making him more of an investment for the following years. Which does not provide any further clarity on what his trade value might be lol.

With a fraction of the power and plate discipline.

Not a whole lot of other options to lead off. I guess I'd try Moncada or Sheets there as the only two that seem to be able to work a walk every now and then.

“Hey Pedro, quick follow up. What if you’re ‘going through it’ in April and August, and also May and June and July?Oh, and September too.”

Classy stuff

Life as a Sox fan these days: Arguing about mailrooms

I wish we knew if they are giving him time to fix whatever it is they don’t like about him or if he’s just in the doghouse forever. If it’s the former, I’m fine with him trying to earn his way back. But if it’s the latter, come on, what are we even doing here?

Ok but hear me out guys: Culture

Is this reverse sox math?

Absolutely. I’m honestly pretty fascinated by it.

Pedro requested it just to mess with him.

Best Buy gift card?

Completely agree with all of this.

Wow. These pitching injuries have been brutal. We can argue all day about the return for Cease, but I’m still glad they didn’t carry him into the regular season.

This is our new pasta party now that TA is gone

Fedde getting some solid rest between innings

Lol

120 for sure, since 8 - 13 in their next 21 feels basically impossible.

I get all this and that he's a grown ass man and responsible for his own body but like, is the training staff not helping with this or what? Are they not paying extra attention to him given his history?

If anyone cares

I would think the next two candidates they have circled for the job are the Paul Konerko statue in left field and Jerry Reinsdorf's dog.

Lol

Hahn should be rehired just so they can fire him again for the Benintendi signing.