WhiteSox2023

Oh man, I thought little Nicky would actually make contact. Guess not.

Not build a historically bad lineup.

So many tempting follow-ups, but I ain’t touching it.

His loyal minion already lowered it by $55 million this offseason.

If they get shutout tonight, they will be averaging 1.6 runs per game. This is like watching a low scoring soccer team.

The MLB didn’t want Jerry and other owners to benefit from not trying to win.

Even Stone Pony is mailing it in apparently.

I knew he had pitched for the Braves but I’m pretty sure Stone didn’t. Did Stone say earlier that Schuster will remember eclipse day for the rest of his life, thinking this was his major league debut?

The reason it happens here so much is because of all the dumpster diving that Sox GMs do in the offseason due to Jerry. Most of these vets are already done when the Sox acquire them.

1-9 but your point remains.

Neither Lopez nor Grifol know the rules. Fire them both. ?

DeJong hasn’t had a good offensive season since 2019 with the Cardinals.

That planned Hank Aaron / Steve Stone story was cheesy as hell.

Nice to see Steve Stone’s smug ass has been embarrassed enough to stop posting on Twitter.

At what point is it not a streak? If you can’t score, you can’t win, and chances are the pitching isn’t going to throw shutouts every night.

Imagine paying Lopez $4.3 million for a season. Then imagine paying Leury $16.5 million over three years. Two bad GMs.

An average Sox fan could have built a better team than Getz did.

Jerry can’t wait either.

That’s just because the division was better back then. That 2006 team won 90 games. Give me that every year, all day long in the pathetic AL Central.

With Robert out for 6-8 weeks, wouldn’t you say it would make sense to call Colas up now? Platoon Fletcher and Pillar in CF and Colas and Grossman in RF.

New team slogan… ”White Sox baseball — so bad, it can burn your retinas out.”

You won’t be able to see anything, but I am guessing that’s your goal. ?

At this point, a lineup of nine David Eckstein’s like JR fantasizes about might be better than our current lineup.

I’m going with a W for this game just because the lineup and starter are so weak you would normally expect a blowout loss, but it’s still sometimes just fluky ‘ol baseball and the Sox will have to win a second game at some point.

The Sox aren’t producing runs in general, much less home runs. They are last in total runs scored in the MLB with 16 and averaging 1.78 runs per game. Who would want to attend a baseball game when your team can’t even outscore the Chicago Fire? https://www.mlb.com/stats/team/runs