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It's just a login issue. Let's chill, everyone.

Look, as someone that lived in Missouri for 6 years, the likelihood that Jake Burger writes a bop in the same stratosphere as Desastre Personal is next to 0.

He may hit left handed, but not the right type of left handed.

I learned that one of my friends has never gotten a vaccine of any kind because he thinks it'll turn people into zombies. I kept explaining to him how the benefits of getting it, downsides of not getting it (other than, well, death), and why he won't actually turn into a zombie, but I might need to go with him to get the shot for him to actually be willing to get it. When he told me that was the reason it blew my mind.

???

I like to think it's something silly like the City Connect jerseys constantly selling out, but you're right.

Kannapolis won tho.

Talk about Escobar rumors here. Y'all can debate platooning Vaughn in a new thread.

Micker (along with a bunch of other prospects) starts heating up, hits a walk off. Yoelqui is playing. The Future Sox game threads are usually sober and fun. Instead: Rick Hahn, the man who built a team currently in first place that's just experiencing their first slump due to an ungodly amount of injuries is apparently a bum because he doesn't recognize talent in the farm system ... that he (and obviously Getz, Shirley, Hostetler, Paddy, etc.) put in place. Oy.

Fuck it. Call up Adolfo. I don't care how bad an idea it is.

At this point we need to seriously consider that Herm made a deal with the devil.

lmao, that's what getting caught is my guy. Astros running black ops campaigns on opposing teams message boards is next level hysterical.

Done.

The Athletic's got a proposal of Ben Simmons for LaVine. I think the most I'd do for Simmons right now is a Lauri sign-and-trade, with the Sixers throwing in picks. Dude has negative trade value after the Hawks series.

Alright, who wants the job from Ron?

Delete this.

Oh yeah, most def. Again, the Sox should never, ever live this trade down. Shields was hot garbage at the time and they shouldn't have given up anything more than EJ, I'd anything at all. But Preller's deals that season (I'm including Boston and Miami) show the man wasn't making deals in good faith. Maybe it was cosmic justice for the Sirotka trade, who knows.

Because I haven't checked his stats in a little bit ? This made more sense when his OBP was above .300

So if the Bears leave, do they try and get rid of the space ship?

With the magic horseshoe the Sox have, I truly want to see Rutherford or Sheets actually get some burn.

While the Sox should never live down this trade, Preller should definitely lead off with "provide other teams with questionable and/or false medical data"

That bat drop is just beautiful.

We could be getting Kopech, Hamilton, and Fry back in the near future. Robert and Jimenez by August. Oh my.

This is some team of destiny shit right here.

C'mon AV.