Flash Tizzle

QUOTE (Milkman delivers @ Aug 5, 2008 -> 06:38 PM) Is anybody going to be in there tonight? Yes. You better be in there.

QUOTE (Reddy @ Aug 5, 2008 -> 01:19 AM) i know this is in jest but man... new orleans STILL gets sympathy while iowa gets... shat on. dig it. New Orleans: -Nearly 2,000 killed -$82 billion worth of damage Iowa: (fill in)

I'm fairly sure Lake Michigan plays a significant role in the lack of tornados around the Chicagoland area. The cold pressure systems off the lake usually dominate the warmer air from the West/South and it prevents the circular patterns required for funnel clouds. There was a F4 tornado in Oak Lawn 40 years ago that many of our parents, if they lived around the south suburbs, probably remember. Haven't been any around here since, so they're rare -- but possible.

Heads, your constant attempts to bring relevance to Iowa has only made me wish for it to be annihilated by an asteroid. I'll accept whatever worldwide consequences occur afterwards.

QUOTE (th0mas35 @ Aug 3, 2008 -> 04:27 PM) How much worse could he be than Richards? He'd throw strikes...but more than likely give up many hits. Would anyone wanna take a chance and sign him? What kind of message is it sending to pick up on a starter the team youre currently trailing in the division doesn't want? That doesn't sound like a move a first place team would make.

QUOTE (greg775 @ Aug 3, 2008 -> 10:03 PM) I almost feel sorry for Richard. My god have they teed off on him. There is no reason for him to throw another pitch for the big league team again this season. Next candidate, step up, son. Is it gonna be Haeger? I mean is it unanimous here that Richard cannot throw a pitch for the Sox again this season? He is brutal. I actually agree with you. After watching Richard since his first start I'll have to appoint him the title of scrub until proven otherwise. It's just another sad state of affairs for our minor league system, which really isn't a surprise. I'd rather give Contreras another rehab start, promote Poreda (he pitched today so he'd fit right into Ricards spot) and do whatever afterwards. I don't care about service time at this point. We're competing for a division and can worry about Contreras later in the event Poreda does well. Even if Guillen plays the "Contreras is a veteran with past success....and he told me he feels good!" card, Poreda would only be down in the minors until September.

How the f*** can anyone believe Carrasco wasn't attempting to throw at Olivo? Why, because the bases were loaded and that would defy logic? That's EXACTLY why he would do it. If it weren't intentional wouldnt you think, after the second ball inside, maybe Pierzynski would move the mit a bit off the plate? It's like when someone is plunked on an 0-2 count and DJ (usually him) suggests, "that's not what he wanted to do on 0-2." Why not? It's actually the perfect time as you can have an excuse later; the "why would I do that in a (insert game situation)" excuse. I know if I were Carrasco that's the time I would plunk someone. At the time of the incident we were behind 6-0 with Greinke dealing and the bases loaded. Ha, I can't believe people are falling for it.

What kind of sick individual creates a thread entitled "They Live" and doesn't talk about the movie? Well, I'm just going to hijack this thread and make sure we do. Did anyone else know the fight in South Park between Timmy and Jimmy was based upon the infamous fight in the film?

It's official. Second place.

QUOTE (fathom @ Aug 3, 2008 -> 02:59 PM) People do sure seem to get a lot pissier about my comments when the Sox are losing. Ha, yeah they do. Which is why this thread may be a blend of negativity/ posters coming in just to say this thread is your dream.

QUOTE (fathom @ Aug 3, 2008 -> 02:55 PM) Screw it, just delete the thread if people have such a problem with it. Sorry for the confusion about my motives. Whoa, now. Stand by your guns. You should just admit you started this thread for a place to post negative comments. Why give people the satisfaction of deleting this thread? It'll be true in about an inning. You should know by now there are people who criticize everything you say. Earlier in this thread I was just attempting to get out their arguments so we can begin commenting on the nature of this ballcub (which, as of recently, is a large ball of sucktitude)

QUOTE (fathom @ Aug 3, 2008 -> 02:52 PM) Be honest Flash, do you think I would actually sugarcoat stuff? I don't believe you would. But you would come up with an alternate reason for posting negativity as to to appease the cult of positive soxtalk members.

Griffey would have had that.

QUOTE (fathom @ Aug 3, 2008 -> 02:47 PM) Here's the reason I started this...I think it would be a good idea to put Twins related stuff into this thread. The AL Central thread has very few posts on a weekly basis. Well, I'm going to ignore your supposed reason (which is crap) and just post my negative remarks in here if that's ok.

Even if Guillen wasn't ejected I don't think he'd come out to check on Anderson.

Also, just to get it out of the way -- why does this thread need to exist; isn't there enough negativity?! We should be able to create White Sox winner threads and first place threads, but nothing else!

I hope another player of ours is hit, just for the comedic reaction that Hawk will surely give. "Oh...........that's ok. Just wait until these guys come to our place!" Where of course nothing will happen.

QUOTE (Brian @ Aug 3, 2008 -> 02:39 PM) I thought for sure whitesoxbrian would start this. Right size, wrong shape. And a minute too late.

Just to get it out of the way -- of courz Fathom starts this11 thred !!! Although there's nothing we should be congratulating this team about. This last week has been embarrassing to watch.

QUOTE (Heads22 @ Aug 3, 2008 -> 02:21 PM) So, we have one bench sub left with Jim Thome. If another slapping match were to happen, we may have to forfeit. The Royals should be allowed to hit any opponent who they're beating by 10 or more runs. Just to teach the opposition a lesson. The umpiring crew will agree it's necessary.

QUOTE (CaliSoxFanViaSWside @ Aug 3, 2008 -> 09:45 AM) And thanks to the Indians we're still up 1/2 game. And thanks ot the Indians, not for much longer.

QUOTE (fathom @ Aug 3, 2008 -> 02:12 PM) Can we ask again....where's our Liriano? We'll have our Liriano on the White Sox......in 2013, when he's washed up.

This is really embarrassing. It's simple -- we don't deserve to be in first place after this last week.

QUOTE (Milkman delivers @ Aug 2, 2008 -> 09:05 AM) Springsteen tonight! How many diaper changes did Springsteen need last night?

QUOTE (southsider2k5 @ Aug 2, 2008 -> 03:41 PM) The heat index is 111 degrees. Cramping isn't unusual in those circumstances. Its very easy to dehydrate. The heat is an excuse. If the conditions were so terrible on the field why weren't more players affected? I knew he'd have injury problems at some point, but Day 2?