February 3Feb 3 10 hours ago, Sleepy Harold said: Cleanest asses in the league, confirmed I’m willing to bet most teams already have bidets haha
February 3Feb 3 14 hours ago, Quin said: Culture change already in place. Murakami already getting rid of the s%*#. Questions to be answered: Heated seats? Heated water stream? Built-in dryer function?
February 3Feb 3 1 hour ago, JoeC said: Questions to be answered: Heated seats? Heated water stream? Built-in dryer function? I'm sure it's a proper Toto with all four and maybe music and/or white noise. One of the best things about traveling to Japan is that it makes you realize that every toilet you've ever sat on has been garbage, and opens your eyes to a world of toilet functionality you never knew was possible. One of the worst things about traveling to Japan is getting on a plane and coming home, condemned to wander a world of sub-par toilets with full knowledge of what can be. (Luckily you can buy Japanese style toilets for your house now.) Edited February 3Feb 3 by 35thstreetswarm
February 3Feb 3 A thread about bidets and no @caulfield12 for his expertise. What a wild era of Soxtalk.
February 3Feb 3 15 hours ago, Quin said: Culture change already in place. Murakami already getting rid of the s%*#. Getting all European on us . Much better than running the TP under the faucet . 🤣
February 3Feb 3 40 minutes ago, DoUEvenShift said: A thread about bidets and no @caulfield12 for his expertise. What a wild era of Soxtalk. Tragic really.....and did you know The root word of tragic is the Ancient Greek tragos, meaning "goat" or "billy-goat". It originates from tragoidia, translating to "goat song" (a combination of tragos and oide, "song"), likely referring to the goat-skin garments worn by performers in Dionysian festivals or the goats given as prizes in early Greek dramatic competitions.
February 3Feb 3 I wonder if there's any chance that Murakami is back home looking at this news cycle in sheer horror..."I make a little request and suddenly my new team has the whole country talking about how I clean my ass!"
February 3Feb 3 TIRED: Our major free agent signing is a milkshake WIRED: Our major free agent signing is a bidet
February 3Feb 3 2 minutes ago, Whisox05 said: That's clearly a low-end bidet. Actually looks like the model I have in my RV. Doesn't even plug in, so the seat is cold, and the water is colder.
February 3Feb 3 Are we still able to just "flush" a bad loss or is there an extra verb to add in to account for the bidet use?? I'll hang up and listen.
February 3Feb 3 I just can't with the thought of a stream of water shooting up my asshole. Just sounds extremely unpleasant.
February 3Feb 3 3 minutes ago, Ducksnort said: I just can't with the thought of a stream of water shooting up my asshole. Just sounds extremely unpleasant. Especially if the water is ice cold
February 3Feb 3 51 minutes ago, Melton1972 said: Especially if the water is ice cold It sounds horrible. Do you still wipe with TP and if so, how much wet TP gets stuck in your crack?
February 4Feb 4 5 hours ago, WhiteSox2023 said: It sounds horrible. Do you still wipe with TP and if so, how much wet TP gets stuck in your crack? So many important questions
February 4Feb 4 9 hours ago, wegner said: Are we still able to just "flush" a bad loss or is there an extra verb to add in to account for the bidet use?? I'll hang up and listen. Need a new gif with Venable and Murakami and a bidet.
February 4Feb 4 7 hours ago, Ducksnort said: I just can't with the thought of a stream of water shooting up my asshole. Just sounds extremely unpleasant. Then go with the gentle setting.
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