White Sox adding bidets to clubhouse

[Quin]

Culture change already in place.

Murakami already getting rid of the s%*#.

[DirtySox]

Yes. One of the best purchases I've ever made.

[Autumn Dreamin]

Spending their Cash Considerations on Ass Considerations

[Sleepy Harold]

Cleanest asses in the league, confirmed 

[Bob Sacamano]

10 hours ago, Sleepy Harold said:

Cleanest asses in the league, confirmed 

I’m willing to bet most teams already have bidets haha

[JoeC]

14 hours ago, Quin said:

Culture change already in place.

Murakami already getting rid of the s%*#.

Questions to be answered:

Heated seats?

Heated water stream?

Built-in dryer function?

[35thstreetswarm]

1 hour ago, JoeC said:

Questions to be answered:

Heated seats?

Heated water stream?

Built-in dryer function?

I'm sure it's a proper Toto with all four and maybe music and/or white noise. 

 

One of the best things about traveling to Japan is that it makes you realize that every toilet you've ever sat on has been garbage, and opens your eyes to a world of toilet functionality you never knew was possible.  One of the worst things about traveling to Japan is getting on a plane and coming home, condemned to wander a world of sub-par toilets with full knowledge of what can be. 

 

(Luckily you can buy Japanese style toilets for your house now.)

Edited 23 minutes ago by 35thstreetswarm

[DoUEvenShift]

A thread about bidets and no @caulfield12 for his expertise. What a wild era of Soxtalk. 

[CaliSoxFanViaSWside]

15 hours ago, Quin said:

Culture change already in place.

Murakami already getting rid of the s%*#.

Getting all European  on us . Much better than running the TP under the faucet . 🤣

[wegner]

40 minutes ago, DoUEvenShift said:

A thread about bidets and no @caulfield12 for his expertise. What a wild era of Soxtalk. 

Tragic really.....and did you know The root word of tragic is the Ancient Greek tragos, meaning "goat" or "billy-goat". It originates from tragoidia, translating to "goat song" (a combination of tragos and oide, "song"), likely referring to the goat-skin garments worn by performers in Dionysian festivals or the goats given as prizes in early Greek dramatic competitions. 

[oldsox]

Bidets are overrated.

[Bob Sacamano]

We’re only like a step away from literally talking poop, @hi8is!

[Jake]

I wonder if there's any chance that Murakami is back home looking at this news cycle in sheer horror..."I make a little request and suddenly my new team has the whole country talking about how I clean my ass!"

[Princess Dye]

TIRED: Our major free agent signing is a milkshake

WIRED: Our major free agent signing is a bidet