JoeC

That's clearly a low-end bidet. Actually looks like the model I have in my RV. Doesn't even plug in, so the seat is cold, and the water is colder.

Questions to be answered: Heated seats? Heated water stream? Built-in dryer function?

I was thinking Lase Meidrosa, but that sounds awfully sultry.

Ford Field gets super loud. Just ask Jay Cutler.

Good thing I went to bed at halftime.

One stop would be really cool

I feel like there's a joke in there about some recent staff members....

So then what would be your proposal for the rest of the offseason, exactly?

I am starting to think that: 1. There are plenty of Sox FO members who lurk here. 2. They signed Kelenic as an act of trolling ST.

The underlined portion sort of negates the initial bolded portion, no?

Article pretty much sums up what the rest of this thread has said... describing the Sox as the Dark Horse team.

You can never have enough DH/1B types. As a Sox fan, I expect you to know these things.

Guessing a lot of casual football fans wouldn’t even think of KC as being outside of Kansas.

I beg to differ on the weather of Tokyo. I hate summers there. Nagoya (Aichi) is way worse. Google Maps is your friend these days with the Japanese rail systems.

They’re also warning of the high heat and high humidity in the summers… which is like Chicagoans warning Floridans about our summers.

This is Soxtalk. Is there such a thing?

The Kansas City Chiefs of Kansas.

In reading the tone of the Japanese news media stories, they seem a little surprised by the destination, but quote Murakami extensively as being excited to be a part of a team that's on the upswing.

When's the last time the white sox HAD a free agent press conference of note? Beni? Any before him?

Depends on if he makes another revolutionary swing change.

Wherever it is, there better be parking available for the popemobile.

He’s certainly no Jim Brockmire; that’s for sure.

I think he went to Mt. Carmel.

Seymour is a local kid, no?