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those puns are brutal.

Good lord ? Funkytown Brewery, headquartered in Chicago, Illinois (Hip Hops & R&Brew Pale Ale)

not sure why we are getting our hot dogs from the champagne region of france. America used to be good enough.

I don't know...I feel like the bun is too small on that one hot dog

I gotta tell ya...this was awesome. I also can't remember the last time baseball fans were like "THIS IS AWESOME YOU GOTTA SEE THIS" and not "Yeah well it's an acquired taste"

Soxtalk circa Gordon upon call-up in 2009: Hall of famer Soxtalk circa Gordon 2010: He just got jerked around! You can't expect someone who played shortstop to handle...second base or something! Soxtalk circa Gordon 2011: Gordon can't handle the majors mentally Soxtalk circa Gordon 2012: DFA Gordon Soxtalk circa Gordon 2013: DFA Gordon Soxtalk circa Gordon 2014: I am so glad we traded Gordon Soxtalk circa Gordon 2015: You know...Gordon might be the best player on this miserable, miserable team. He plays a pretty nice 3rd base!

Man I do not recall Gordon supporters as late as 2013.

Even if we weren’t maxed out he’d need to be in a 4 year 72 million range to be considered

Ohtani still coming over to US despite our dumbass owners trying to rig rules against paying him just because he had to prove he is the best, prove he is the best, then win for team Japan in this. All time great sports figure.

Hell yes. Full count, bottom nine. Ohtani v trout.

God damn Ohtani is cool.

“Regal excellence of Japan”

He’s pretty cool. Raw because of his army commitments, but you see him on the field and can’t help but be intrigued. He was rumored as a second round pick but he’s definitely a guy that could be a much later pick. Could be years before he’s productive.

Jake Burger - professional hitter.

I read astroball which had ...amazing timing. I wonder if I'd learn anything. (I'd hire luhnow in a second).

hmmm...I bet $25 kiper is wrong.

No idea, we couldn't be a worse fit. Gotta try thou.

The Braves just chose Arcia to be starting SS over grissom. If Grissom isn't a starting SS with the lack of shift, i'd def want sox to see if they could acquire him to be a 2b.

I just don’t understand how it went from bone bruise to this

It's amazing how every year I go thru same thing: - Spring Training starts - watch entire games, very excited - Post Week 2 spring training - negative value. Actively resent that games are played. - Week Season Starts : LETS GOOOOOOO

I think the lions may well win 14 games next year.

But Leury can't hit RHP.

But at least Alberto’s a legit LHP platoon. What is Leury?

He's a career 73 wRC+ against RHP. It's just not an advantage. And with 2 LH outfielders, switch handed 3b/C, I feel like we are mostly covered. Leury offers slightly below average defense and below average hitting from 7 different positions. That is an improvement over needing to play a fan from the stands or Gavin Sheets in the outfield, but marisnick in OF is plus D. Leury in the infield sucks, he's older, and was one of the worst players in baseball last year. Onto the next.