Milkman delivers

Our season turns around TODAY.

Not sure what you mean. He was clearly back in England as an old man.

Oh, I agree. 100 is all but guaranteed at this point, and things aren’t looking up in any regard.

I still find it hard to believe that we’ll break the all-time record, but things like this make me think twice.

Actually, looks like the Sox are in last place with 139 total hits for the year, a solid 10 behind the Twins in 29th place. Arizona leads with 227.

He’s pushing 90 and it’s 9:30. I’m sure he’s been sleeping for at least 2 hours.

Good news! You’re off the hook.

Haven’t used a stats site in-depth in quite some time. Can anyone check how few hits the Sox have as a team compared to others? I also wonder what the fewest hits in a season were.

Move over fat chicks, there’s a new top slump buster in town.

Seriously. That ball hung in the air for 3 solid minutes.

The second start of the season, I believe they skipped one of the regular starters to have Crochet pitch on normal rest. I pointed it out at the time. Seemed like a needless mistake.

Oh, so Crochet isn’t good. Glad that’s official.

The Andrews Sisters go down to start the inning.

The Andrews Sisters! Is that a nickname we can use? Little dated, sure.

? Don’t…say…it…

Nothing will increase the ratings. These last few seasons have done irreparable damage to this team that I’m not sure ownership fully understands yet.

I was kind of let down by the end of Shogun. Knowing how the battle happened in real life, I was disappointed with the changes even though I know it’s only loosely based on the actual history. A lack of action also sucked, although I expected little action due to TV constraints.

Opted to watch the finale of Shogun instead of this game. Looked up the score after finishing the episode, and LOL.

That’s actually pretty awesome. It’s a stat we haven’t regressed in this season. He really brings in the crowds.

Yeah, he’s definitely Hawk now.

A hard-luck loser is still a loser.

Don’t put it out with your boots, Ted.

I’m sure Eloy will be back on the IL in that timeframe.

I assumed for a minute you meant me, but he was before my time on Soxtalk.

Pitcher with legal issues and a shitty haircut - Check Seriously though, I like the idea another poster suggested in a different thread where a fan is chosen each game and announced like The Price Is Right.