Kyyle23

I like how Rick Hahn told Cowley that his sources stink

QUOTE (fathom @ Mar 22, 2009 -> 02:12 PM) The Sox have signed Kenny Powers to help in the bullpen. As long as Clegg is the bullpen catcher I am cool with it

I was just thinking that the thread title is something Nuke would have appreciated

QUOTE (FlaSoxxJim @ Mar 22, 2009 -> 12:16 PM) To a large degree, I'm usually in control of the dreams I'm having just before I wake up. I'm vaguely aware I'm dreaming and i usually try very hard not to wake up so whatever absurd thing happening in the dream can be resolved. With only one or two exceptions, I've never been able to get back into a dream once I wake up and lose the thread of it. Probably the oddest dream I ever had was as a real little kid. In the dream I learned that electricity from wall sockets actually worked because there was FIRE inside the walls of houses and buildings and when you plugged in a plug the fire heated it up and gave you electricity. That's weird on its own, but the dream then went on to reveal that the reason there was fire in all the walls was that the inside of the walls were all directly connected to HELL underneath the ground. The take-home message of the dream was that under no circumstances should you knock holes in walls because if you did then THE DEVIL could come through the holes and get you and drag you to hell. I think that dream focked me up for like 5 years. The first really vivid sex dream I ever had was early on in high school and it involved Annie Lennox letting me do dirty things with her in the hillside seating at a concert at Alpine Valley. Very weird. Sweet Dreams are made of this.

QUOTE (elrockinMT @ Mar 22, 2009 -> 11:41 AM) Rookie of the Year candidate?

I had a crazy dream when I was a kid that my parents had an alligator pit surrounding their bed, however the alligators were pets and therefore ok to be around. Of course one of them did not like me and grabbed me when they were in the other room, and I had this crazy split screen view where I was being dragged under the bed and my parents were in the next room, but they couldnt hear me screaming. Pretty terrifying for a 5 year old kid

QUOTE (whitesoxfan101 @ Mar 22, 2009 -> 10:24 AM) The early 4th quarter last night was as painful to watch as it gets, as the Bulls starters were run off the floor in pathetic fashion by the Lakers bench. It's one thing to get beat by Kobe, but they should be ashamed for what happened last night, as Los Angeles made a 21-6 run with 4 bench players on the floor and Kobe on the bench. The worst part to me is that when the Lakers stepped out to a 10 point lead in like a minute and a half, Vinny didnt even call a TO to stop it, he let Farmar hit another 3 to push the lead to 13 before he called a timeout. And it was just one bad decision after another, Gordon traveled, threw the ball away to the lakers under their own basket, got trapped and gave it up. Rose tried to dribble behind his back, dropped it, got trapped, threw it away. Miller missed at least 3 bunnies. And then the lakers run the same drop screen for Farmar and Vujucic and the Lakers started hitting 3s like there was no tomorrow. It was an UGLY last 10 minutes of that game

QUOTE (shipps @ Mar 22, 2009 -> 08:33 AM) You probably thought this was the best post you ever made on soxtalk while you were making it. 2nd best in his world. The first one has to be the "Steve is #1" thread Rock on Steve, I am with you on your prediction

'Year One' Theatrical Trailer @ Yahoo! Video

Jimmy Chamberlain leaves the Smashing Pumpkins......again.

to be fair, Julio Franco had 40 years to compile these numbers

QUOTE (witesoxfan @ Mar 20, 2009 -> 08:06 PM) I seem to recall Corg mentioning something along the lines of the diminished skills clause not actually existing because it was just some propaganda put out by the media/front office and that Thomas's entire contract was guaranteed. He had seen his contract, and no where in the contract was this supposed diminished skills clause. I just caught a little bit of that in the threads that I browsed. Whatever it was, it was laughably preposterous. I could only imagine if someone landed on this site and started popping off some of the things that Corg did. That person would be spit out in minutes

I am fairly positive that the solution is to do nothing because it will never get better.

QUOTE (FlaSoxxJim @ Mar 20, 2009 -> 02:09 PM) Sure, it's not like he needed a crystal ball to nail that one. Right. It wasnt like that one time when he was in the room when the declining skills clause was written

QUOTE (FlaSoxxJim @ Mar 20, 2009 -> 12:56 PM) Well, Bartolo really did become a big tub of goo. Does that count? not really, because he always was one

Did Corg ever say anything that was considered outrageous, but actually came true?

Prior had or still has a loop in his delivery that causes immense torque on his elbow up through his shoulder. When you see his windup in a picture, you can see the "W" shape of his arms. His mechanics were far from perfect, and he didnt want to listen to anyone(which was constantly reported at the time). It is funny how now he says that he was trying to listen to everyone to fix his problems, yet nothing ever changed and he still looked the same. And it is interesting that Tom House is quoted up and down that article and still will not admit the problems, and Prior at no point in that article mentions or supports what House says.

QUOTE (southsider2k5 @ Mar 20, 2009 -> 10:01 AM) I think it is more likely that Kyle voted 33 times... I DID NOT!

QUOTE (BigSqwert @ Mar 20, 2009 -> 09:37 AM) I'd prefer a few of Murray's smashed chocolates. You should get some of bretts homemade pants

Thats BS! Happy Birthday!

QUOTE (Flash Tizzle @ Mar 19, 2009 -> 07:12 PM) Here are some good old fashioned banter threads. http://www.soxtalk.com/forums/index.php?sh...c=9312&st=0 http://www.soxtalk.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=5467 The last thread reminded me of Heather. I believe she posts on WSI. http://www.soxtalk.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=22144 (briefly notes Ncorgbl's claims) There are probably many more out there. Wow. pwning to the Nth degree.

if anyone can dig up some of these famous NCORGBL threads I would love to spend a couple minutes checking them out. I think i got here right as he was ushered out, or shortly thereafter

I dont care if it is a double post, its worth it. Girl shows everyone how much she loves the Florida Panthers (NSFW)

QUOTE (R.J. @ Mar 19, 2009 -> 11:25 AM) While balking is certainly dangerous, I just think that a shredded elbow and multiple surgeries is much less fun. who is the pitcher in the video?

http://soxmachine.com/blogs/soxmachine/arc...3/19/15385.aspx The batting stance guy does Carlos Quentin