Just now, HOFHurt35 said:

TA should be a -5.0 WAR just for this game 

His defensive metrics are gonna fail to recover from this one game all season. 

Well, there goes the Anderson GG campaign before it ever got off the ground...

Da fuck is going on? I'm at work but looking at the box score is chaos.

Just now, DirtySox said:

This is absolutely unreal. What the hell is going on?

Just not stressing as they try and stay fresh for the postseason 

Now if this forces Keuchel to just quit baseball like LaRoche did..... That would be so genius!

4 minutes ago, TheFutureIsNear said:

Can we forfeit? This is pathetic. Can’t wait to see what position player pitches 

My son's 14U team put up 18 runs in two innings against a team this past weekend in a tournament. That team forfeited after 2.

This reminds me of that game.

I feel bad for Keuchel for today's result.

1 minute ago, Baron said:

Yeah there you go. Give Dallas a pat on the shoulder. Good work today. 

Oh you know TLR is going to say he ran into tough luck with the defense today

Just now, JoeC said:

I feel bad for Keuchel for today's result.

Fuck that, he still gave up a ton of hits.  

1 minute ago, chw42 said:

Did this team turn into a AAA team? 

I watch a lot AAA ball here in Ohio. I've never seen this. Maybe in my kid's coach pitch ball?

Just now, JoeC said:

I feel bad for Keuchel for today's result.

Yeah he had nothing to do with it. Who was pitching again? 

So i was in a meeting and just logged on. I can only imagine the previous 5-7 pages of content...?

The bad part of the bullpen has to absorb this game...and pray that Lambert can give at least 4-5 innings or the rest of the trip is going to be a complete mess.

Just now, Quin said:

Da fuck is going on? I'm at work but looking at the box score is chaos.

Hasn't been a cleanly fielded ball yet, Tim and Jose are drunk and/or high, Keuchel throwing BP.

Just now, JoeC said:

I feel bad for Keuchel for today's result.

Have you been watching or just following the box score? 

I hope they whomp us 20-0

Can someone tell me when the White Sox game starts? For some reason the broadcast is showing me the Toledo Mudhens against the Cleveland Guardians.

Ramírez is going to pull a Tatis

This is all on the players. Just an absolute embarrassment. They think they are better than they are. Cleveland is going to put an absolute butt whipping on them today. 

1 minute ago, Quin said:

Da fuck is going on? I'm at work but looking at the box score is chaos.

It’s as bad as the box score. Literally everything is awful. A bunch of hungover minor leaguers would look like this.

1 minute ago, HOFHurt35 said:

Now if this forces Keuchel to just quit baseball like LaRoche did..... That would be so genius!

There's still human trafficking going on in SE Asia to interdict...

Just now, hi8is said:

Can someone tell me when the White Sox game starts? For some reason the broadcast is showing me the Toledo Mudhens against the Cleveland Guardians.

That would clearly be the better viewing choice.

Dude gave up more hard contact than a pitching machine set at 65mph. Gracious, I get it, the defense sucked ass behind him, but Keuchel was again, Keuchel that we've seen for longer than we've seen a 'good' Keuchel.

Just now, Baron said:

Yeah he had nothing to do with it. Who was pitching again? 

Sorry - when your team gives the other team more outs than it converts (4 errors vs. 3 outs converted), that's f'ed up.
Not that he pitched great or shouldn't have overcome some of that, today's been ridiculous.