Milkman delivers

Shortest Caulfield post of all time.

I believe he played baseball. Off topic: With all due respect, if this guy played today, we’d have definitely nicknamed him Hairy Chapped Ass after his first bad game.

Vanderbilt, eh?

RIP. But is @Harry Chappas ok?

But he will stream of consciousness rattle off 6,000 other names in completing the quiz.

No way I could, not even gonna try. In fact, I guarantee there’d be names I’d swear I’ve never heard before.

So Carmel isn’t what they used to be, huh? Serious question, not a jab at BR.

It’s also a career killer. The only hope is that you get some complete unknown who has an absurdly meticulous nature, but for whatever reason was not given a chance anywhere else. Somebody that would change every single aspect of the team. That’s a one-in-a-million chance. What you’ll actually get is some career coach with no other chances (Grifol) or someone like Sizemore who has no downside because he didn’t even have a job in the recent past and nobody expects anything from him.

Went to a World Series within 14 years of their existence, so I’m giving them an edge. But they’re certainly in the running.

How quickly you forget the many times Sox players have pissed their pants on the field.

Brewers have to be the most pathetic franchise (from founding until today) after the Mariners.

Nobody worth a s%*# is taking the Sox job.

How will people know the difference between the clown shows?

Exactly what I was thinking.

Perhaps he wasn’t that bad, but consider that he may always be this bad with the Sox because of the Sox.

Haha.

I never posted there, but it sounds like you’d fit in a lot better at WSI. Seems like you’d enjoy it more, as well.

Maggie Smith the other day as well.

5th in the AL.

I refuse to even read it. My response is as follows: Suck dicks, Jerry.

I guarantee you the 2025 team can lose 90 games. Oh, that’s not what you meant…

Prickory? I like it. You may. Nobody else will forget it.

Despite this season, some team will eventually be paying Crochet to never pitch again. Might as well be the Sox.

Point taken, but maybe the day after they break the loss record isn’t the best time to drop the “touch grass” slam. We should all be mad. It’s deserved.

Short sided 🙄 Not sure if Getz or the writer is the dumb ass. Must be nice to suck at the job that you objectively didn’t earn, get paid millions of dollars (probably), and have it not matter that you also can’t put together an acceptable quote when your team breaks the loss record. He could’ve just shut up.