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*patent pending

He must have an IQ of 165+

Pardon me, do you have any grey poop on?

I am so sad.

Eek

Well since this has come out our staff has kept humming along. So they’re either still using crap or we’re going to be alright.

Meaningful baseball... life is good.

They’ll get at least a reliever and bat.

Suck it Twins!!!!

Garcia the Mighty!!!! Go Leury, go!!!

Suck it Twins!!! Is this phrase © @ChiliIrishHammock24? I forgot who always used to say this after a Sox win against the Twinkie's and want to begin giving credit for such a brilliant stroke of genius.

Suck it Twins!!!

Luis La Pantera Goodwin!!!

Pot meet kettle.

Yes.

That actually sounds cool.

I just want dubs. Lots and lots of Dubs. Yes, I’m looking at you @ZachCollins and @DannyMendick.

I thought Madrigal sucked.

Jeez... his numbers have skyrocketed this year. Is he using Spider Tack or something?

Poop

I’ve chosen so far not to get it as well... not because of any of the tinfoil hat factors but because of the following: 1.) I’m not public facing 2.) Any family I am around who is high risk got it 3.) Only 2 per 1,000 people are having active infections If I was a professional baseball player who is constantly around others and is constantly traveling... it wouldn’t have been a “tough decision”

He gets the “Duh Award of the Day”...

Yea I’d rather move a young guy like Burger off his position rather than one of the best defensive mlb third basemen. That said, it’s a totally dumb idea that might just be worth a try.

He Whom Shall Not Be Named... for Reynaldo Lopez.

These numbers do not compute.