My guy Dallas!

He’s so bad lol

Absolutely terrible. 

GTFO of here, Keuchel. Good lord.

For the love of god take him out of the rotation. Lopez is better

I stated this before, and I will state this until it happens.

Reynaldo Lopez should be the fifth starter for the Chicago White Sox.

lmfao he's so bad

DFA Keuchel 

Dallas is the weak link

He has zero business making the playoff roster. None. 

SMH

It's just a flesh wound.

Leave him off the playoff roster pls

THE GAS CAN EXPLODES AGAIN!!

 

WHO YOU GONNA BLAME NOW

"C'mon Vaughn, why aren't you positioned 10 rows deep, in left?"
-Dallas Keuchel, probably.

Welp. Kuechel working his way out of a postseason starting spot. Lynn, Rodon, Gio, Cease?

I admit that I’ve been drinking, but still Kuechel can fornicate with himself or jump in a lake.  

Just now, Capn12 said:

"C'mon Vaughn, why aren't you positioned 10 rows deep, in left?"
-Dallas Keuchel, probably.

“Why didn’t you jump?”

fuck off Keuchel, absolutely worthless

DFA azzwipe

Cleveland up 2-0 on Jose Ramirez bomb. Could be 8 games after today.

Ok.

Atleast we have a good offense an Thompson is a triple a pitcher

Just don’t know what purpose Dallas serves in this capacity. Don’t know how you justify giving him one of the 25 spots in October. 

People debating Cease vs Keuchel for the 4th starter spot in the playoffs over the past few months has had me feeling like I'm living on Mars

2 minutes ago, JTB said:

I admit that I’ve been drinking, but still Kuechel can fornicate with himself or jump in a lake.  

His performance will help accelerate my pace