What a surprise lol. At least Burger is getting another shot.

Edited April 5, 20233 yr by ScooterMcGuire

Good gracious....

omg hahahahahahahahah

 

Trade him.

Making him DH will keep him healthy.  Well that thinking lasted all of 5 games.  

Just now, Harold's Leg Lift said:

Making him DH will keep him healthy.  Well that thinking lasted all of 5 games.  

Theoretically, odds are it certainly will help.  Given that he needs to run less (no outfield).

And it begins. Thats too bad. Eloy looked like he put a lot of effort into putting himself in a postion to stay healthy, but guys who get hurt all the time tend to keep getting hurt.

That didn't take long...

2 minutes ago, Squirmin' for Yermin said:

Theoretically, odds are it certainly will help.  Given that he needs to run less (no outfield).

Right.  It literally lowers the opportunities for him to get injured substantially.  Ultimately, Eloy would probably get hurt working an office job.

This one is frustrating tho -- totally out of the blue.  

I still wonder about the potential risks of having a guy sit down all game except a few brief moments where he may need to sprint blast

HAHAHA everyone involved in the organization can get fucked 

Prince Eloy's Drop

thank god we have depth

/something something joke about drowning/

When does the rebuild begin?

This is my not shocked face...

Mr Glass is hurt? Ya don’t say ?

I was wondering why Burger didn't play yesterday.  Now we know. 

When did this even happen?  What a joke 

Hahaha...you can't make this s%*# up. I thought it was a late April Fool's joke. 

Oh well, at least Burger will get his shot to hit almost everyday and not have to play terrible defense. 

3 minutes ago, fathom said:

When did this even happen?  What a joke 

Opening day running to first lol

So they need to use a pitch runner from home plate for him. Like grade school P.E., playing kickball and the girl who had asthma would kick but needed someone to run from home for her. Yeah...that's where we're at. 

4 minutes ago, fathom said:

When did this even happen?  What a joke 

He did run a grounder out last game, and I thought I saw a little twitch by him, but no one said anything so I figured it was nothing.

5 minutes ago, fathom said:

When did this even happen?  What a joke 

While sprinting to the water cooler.

Bye Mom