Everything posted by Snopek
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Mike Clevinger under investigation for domestic violence
It’s such a damn chore being a fan of this org.
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The White Sox over/under for 2023 wins is 83.5
Counterpoint: Rick and co are going to hope harder than they’ve ever hoped before. Don’t you dare underestimate the power…of trying to get the universe to fix your problems for you.
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Who is buying/renewing tix for 2023?
When Hahn said they had to earn the fans trust back, I didn’t realize their approach would basically just be them saying “C’mon, just trust us. C’mooooon.”
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Ways to Improve Guaranteed Rate Field (joke answers only)
Wait, so move the park to Addison or Arlington Heights because it's someone else's turn to do all these things?
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The 2023 f*** It Thread
No, in the short term I’d probably view it as a pleasant surprise to accomplish that in spite of the organizational ineptitude. But ultimately, in the grand scheme of things, I’d also call it a disappointment. Another first round exit doesn’t really do much for me anymore. The thing is, the path was there for them to succeed. This wasn’t a being sold beachfront property in Nebraska type thing. They just did pretty much every thing wrong since the contention window opened.
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The 2023 f*** It Thread
It’s all relative to expectations. We were sold the idea that this was a team contending for multiple championships. The A’s, Pirates, Rockies and Reds are not even pretending to be competitive like the Sox are.
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Ways to Improve Guaranteed Rate Field (joke answers only)
Let Gene Honda do play by play over the PA system. Also, assigned seating by first name. I suppose I’m just rooting for chaos at this point.
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Ways to Improve Guaranteed Rate Field (joke answers only)
Guaranteed Wait ™️
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White Sox share plans for new 500-level bars
I have indeed always wanted to experience the park by sitting at a buffalo wild wings that is inside a parking garage.
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Mike Clevinger under investigation for domestic violence
In the spirit of your excellent post, you can’t even trust that this is the low point.
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Mike Clevinger under investigation for domestic violence
Targeting that pitcher with back issues is more Hahn’s style.
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2023 MLB offseason signings and rumors thread
Uhhh
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Eloy on the who the new clubhouse leader is: "I don't know. I don't have the answer to that."
Now that we’re done pretending good moves will be made, it seems like we’ve officially entered the blowing everything out of proportion part of the offseason.
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The problem with the White Sox is not 2B and RF, it's their "superstars."
“Basically stay healthy” has turned into “Basically stay healthy and also everyone perform to their absolute ceiling and oh look a shooting star everyone make a wish”
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Giolito revamped mechanics
Seems good if it has him touching 753 mph
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Build your own rotation
15 Philip Humbers. Bring it on.
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Lightning in a Bottle; Sox have amazing year?
I don’t disagree with this, but it continues to be incredibly frustrating that they put all their eggs in the bounce back basket. Like, hey assholes, you know you can make internal improvements AND add more players from the outside to fill holes, right? No? You’re just gonna count on everyone staying healthy and bouncing back? Okay then.
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Sox serious about analytics
I think of this offseason as similar to one of those Hahn in-season classic lines: Injured player returning is our big trade deadline acquisition. I feel like they’re hoping the new staff and organizational approach will help Yoan, Eloy, Robert, etc unlock their full potential, and those will essentially be viewed as their huge free agent additions. That might happen, and I do like the new approach. But in typical Sox fashion, they’re putting all their eggs in this basket and not complimenting it with more impactful additions. ‘Good enough’ is still their overall philosophy it seems.
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All AAA parks to have robotic umpires in 2023
Lol’ing at the idea of kids approaching robots for autographs.
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Lightning in a Bottle; Sox have amazing year?
Sure, it could happen. There’s still a lot of talent on the team, so the upside is there. And maybe the new manager and staff are able to harness all that talent and turn it into success. Realistically, though, my expectations are not very high. They have too many “if” scenarios where they’d need those outcomes to be very favorable. It’s a lot to ask and a lot to overcome, and I don’t particularly like those odds.
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The 2nd base answer is in Miami
I suppose I was too naïve at that time to realize that what the sustained success thing actually meant was "if everything breaks our way, we will be not completely irrelevant for several years in a row."
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The 2nd base answer is in Miami
If you operate the way the Sox do, windows are a real thing. You don't spend on premium players and you don't draft or develop talent especially well, you're not consistently fielding a competitive team year in and year out.
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Carlos Correa is a Twin - 6 yrs $200M
That's, uh, certainly one way to look at it.
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"Sell the Team...Jerry" Billboards...
If you're suggesting that adding great players to a team does not guarantee success, well, sure. So the alternative is not doing that because there's a chance it might not work out?
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2023 MLB offseason signings and rumors thread
They say doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results is the definition of insanity, but what they don’t tell you is getting it right one of those times is the definition of a super genius front office.