Snopek

Bats gonna go silent for the next 6 innings now?

Shocked that hoping for good health didn't work out this time.

They were quick to IL Eloy, so maybe they’ll handle injuries better than last year.

Amazing

Benintendi is boring.

Ah, I follow now. And agree.

You don’t think an injury can be reaggravated or what?

Amazing that this is the healthy pitching staff doing this (Liam not withstanding).

Lolololol

Lol'ing at the idea of McCutchen getting struck out on three straight pitch clock violations during the standing O.

Look, I hate Hahn as much as the next person, but the parade line constantly gets taken out of context. He wasn't being arrogant. He was saying they haven't accomplished anything yet, so don't ask him if he's satisfied until after the parade. There's an incredibly long list of reasons to dislike the dude and the job he's done, this ain't one of them.

On the bright side, if this was last year they probably would have waited two more weeks before putting him on the IL.

Sheets needs to be part of a platoon of a platoon, where he only faces RHP at home.

Well I imagine they're thinking that a .167 average in the 5th game of the season after missing an entire year is probably not a big deal.

They’re awful.

The flatness of this game has a real 2022 stench to it. As long as it doesn’t become a pattern, just move on and take the series.

The Yoan hater silence is beautiful

I’m thinking they’re gonna need to score at least 5 with Clevinger going.

Thank you for finding the words that I couldn’t. This is the overall reason I’m fine with this start.

After three games, my negative takeaways are the bullpen doesn’t instill a lot of confidence and Robert needs get his s%*# together. Otherwise, this feels like a completely different team than last year. Give it a little time, y’all.

I was scrolling through the thread too fast and read this as "Did leury get discontinued?" Same thing, basically, just funnier.

Forgot about him

They don’t need another shortstop, but they need another 2B. I’m not getting my hopes up yet on the Leury thing.

Cease went 6 innings on just 41 pitches? I know it’s the A’s + 3 double plays, but that’s wild.

We all want to see more from Yoan’s bat, but perhaps you’re taking for granted what it’s like to have a reliable, great defender at 3B. I don’t think I understand why you would downplay how valuable that is.