Milkman delivers

Uh oh.

Better find a genie in a fucking bottle, otherwise there’s no chance.

If Jerry is making money, I’m happy.

Historically bad season. Possibly the worst ever. Everyone should go, no question.

LOL I love that this is a standard response on a team’s fan message board. They have done everything in their power to earn it though.

Getting Everyone Traded (for) Zilch Or sarcastically in regards to paychecks: Gonna Earn These Zeroes

I’ve been very clear on this. I want them to lose as many games as they can.

Don’t feel like figuring out how to embed a video, but the Fourth of July scene in The Sandlot.

Grifol is also under a .333 winning percentage in his career.

I thank you.

What makes this loss any different or worse than the other 74 so far?

These guys really don’t disappoint. I started following as soon as it was going into the bottom of the 9th. You just know they will blow it.

Don’t forget fun!

I thought this was viewership ratings at first. I thought that made sense. Then I realized they were rating the actual announcing, and I still thought the same thing.

71.

69 would’ve been funnier.

Drank a buttload of Busch Lights.

Sox luck. The quarter lands in a crack and is not clearly heads or tails.

Ha! Adios, dipshit. “I usually only represent baseball players, but I guess I’ll make an exception.”

By definition, mid-rotation would have to be either 2-4 or just 3. Some semantics to go along with the grammar discussion.

Thinking about when the Sox picked up Vazquez, I still get a boner. That rotation was absolutely disgusting on paper and all JV had to be was the fifth starter. Then the addition of Thome and that team should’ve been something else.

No, there’s a pretty bonkers Frasier discussion going on in SLaM.

I think you mean “imply”.

Designated for assignment by the Marlins. That is definitely the end of one’s career.

Ah, ideally he’s not an attempted murderer like his uncle.