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Neon Moncada makes better contact that Yoan.

This is where I'm at. It's hard to justify putting the back half of the Top 30 over a guy raking, even if he is literally a man amongst boys.

I had to make sure I opened the right game thread.

Re-sign Abreu. Cold April. Ron makes thread about Abreu's age / performance as Father Time is undefeated. Abreu begins to warm up in May. Someone bumps Ron's thread. Abreu gets red hot in June. All of us: "Yeah, we have a log jam, but like, we need this bat." Repeat the cycle until Abreu gets a number retirement ceremony, statue, etc. Begin cycle anew with Andrew Vaughn and the next White Sox first baseman.

Can we add Super Joe and Daryl Boston to the thread title.

You can tell this team feeds off energy, just like they did under Ricky. When they get a couple runs - boom, floodgates. Especially homers. But when they can't get those going, it feels insurmountable.

Cease, Kopech, Rodon, Lynn all thrived. I'm not panicking over Giolito's return from injury and COVID, especially after his last two starts and two seasons where he got Cy Young votes. We've been over Keuchel falling apart with the sticky stuff ban. With the training staff being a dumpster fire, I'm not holding the rotating door of the bullpen against him, but Lopez's reinvention is amazing. And getting sub-4 ERAs out of Lambert and Banks is impressive.

Outside of Katz I want a clearing house so badly.

This team is completely dead inside and it all starts with TLR.

At least we occasionally like Leury and he's long tenured. Kelly is a great dude and meme, but on other teams.

Wait what is Tony arguing and getting tossed for?

We didn't have to wait long.

Welp

Let us manifest a Yoan walk off

Rally Engel?

Ugh, Luis. Abreu, please send this.

He's not satisfied being #100

It takes a lot to get up there with Tim Anderson at catcher. LaRoche as a second baseman didn't even make it

This is the weirdest fucking thread.

Fantastic.

If the Sox go on a tear this will be an absolutely legendary post.

Typing and throwing a baseball are different levels of strenuous activity, yes.

Also fathom, you nailed it here. You've entered the mind of TLR.

This motherfucker did it.